Let's see who can pee higher up the tree contest

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    Let's see who can pee higher up the tree contest

    At the request of BikerRN, I've started this thread. Have at it.
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    Let me grab a tape measure and a camera :)
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    my vote is for the Chiuaua last week on America's funniest home videos. Dog stood on his front two legs, handstand-esque, and pissed. WHILE WALKING! Kept going for about 20-30' walking and urinating, looked like a graph of oil prices lately. Maybe not real "high" but he wins in my book...
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    I should have included the link to his request in the OP.

    http://www.defensivecarry.com/vbulle...65-post53.html
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    This is better than the movies.

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    Howard,
    Your intentions be darned, think of the possibilities. Trees, urine, and yardsticks!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BikerRN View Post


    This is better than the movies.

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    Thank you for inspiring me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swaggs View Post
    Howard,
    yardsticks!!!!

    Yardstick you are an under-achiever man I'm looking for at least a 26' power tape
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    I just cracked the first beer. I figure if I keep drinking and hold it until Saturday, I'll go OVER the tree!
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    Are we talking old growth northwest evergreen or some of that pansy stuff they call trees in the mid-west?

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    In my younger days I could make it over the tree in the back yard on the farm. I can't do that any more. Of course, the tree was a lot shorter then. Hmmm maybe the could be the germ of an idea for a TV commercial, but I could use hitting a golf ball so as not to offend watchers.
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    I'll take my 2 month old for the win, that's #1 AND #2.

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    For sure NOT a winner but this pooch gets a GOLD STAR for effort.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JD View Post
    I'll take my 2 month old for the win, that's #1 AND #2.
    But tossing the baby first doesn't count cause I can't jump.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ Husker View Post
    I just cracked the first beer. I figure if I keep drinking and hold it until Saturday, I'll go OVER the tree!
    I'm on my third and off tomorrow. Lets calculate: x# beers x days = height.
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