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This is a discussion on Let's see who can pee higher up the tree contest within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; At the request of BikerRN, I've started this thread. Have at it....
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At the request of BikerRN, I've started this thread. Have at it.
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Let me grab a tape measure and a camera :)
Get the U.N. out of the U.S.
Get the U.S. out of the U.N.
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my vote is for the Chiuaua last week on America's funniest home videos. Dog stood on his front two legs, handstand-esque, and pissed. WHILE WALKING! Kept going for about 20-30' walking and urinating, looked like a graph of oil prices lately. Maybe not real "high" but he wins in my book...
"Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less."
"Save in defense of my native State, with the sincere hope that my poor services may never be needed, I hope I may never be called on to draw my sword" - Gen. R. E. Lee
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I should have included the link to his request in the OP.
http://www.defensivecarry.com/vbulle...65-post53.html
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This is better than the movies.
Biker
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Howard,
Your intentions be darned, think of the possibilities. Trees, urine, and yardsticks!!!!
"Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less."
"Save in defense of my native State, with the sincere hope that my poor services may never be needed, I hope I may never be called on to draw my sword" - Gen. R. E. Lee
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Thank you for inspiring me.Originally Posted by BikerRN
This is better than the movies.
Biker
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Yardstick you are an under-achiever man I'm looking for at least a 26' power tapeHoward,
yardsticks!!!!
"To believe that social reforms can eradicate evil altogether is to forget that evil is a protean creature, forever assuming a new shape when deprived of an old one." - SAT
Never argue with an idiot - they'll bring you down to their level then beat you with experience.
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I just cracked the first beer. I figure if I keep drinking and hold it until Saturday, I'll go OVER the tree!
Treat me good, I'll treat you better. Treat me bad, I'll treat you worse.
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Are we talking old growth northwest evergreen or some of that pansy stuff they call trees in the mid-west?
"Wise people learn when they can; fools learn when they must." - The Duke of Wellington
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In my younger days I could make it over the tree in the back yard on the farm. I can't do that any more. Of course, the tree was a lot shorter then. Hmmm maybe the could be the germ of an idea for a TV commercial, but I could use hitting a golf ball so as not to offend watchers.
I'll take my 2 month old for the win, that's #1 AND #2.
For sure NOT a winner but this pooch gets a GOLD STAR for effort.
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But tossing the baby first doesn't count cause I can't jump.I'll take my 2 month old for the win, that's #1 AND #2.
"To believe that social reforms can eradicate evil altogether is to forget that evil is a protean creature, forever assuming a new shape when deprived of an old one." - SAT
Never argue with an idiot - they'll bring you down to their level then beat you with experience.
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I'm on my third and off tomorrow. Lets calculate: x# beers x days = height.
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