Change in focus at the mall

Change in focus at the mall

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    Change in focus at the mall

    Since I moved from condition white to yellow I have not had many occassions to visit the mall. I went there last week and realized something. Being in condition yellow or orange ruins the only good thing about going to the mall; looking at the ladies. After about 20 minutes in the mall I realized I was so busy making sure I got a good look at everyone around me that I had no time to enjoy the beauty of the female form that was surrounding me. I was not a masher or one to stare rudely at women, but I did notice and appreciate. Now that has been messed up.

    Has anyone else noticed this?
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    Remember----window shopping, look but don't touch!!!!


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    Looking at beautiful women in the mall.

    Thats why you need dark sunglasses on...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigiceman View Post
    Being in condition yellow or orange ruins the only good thing about going to the mall; looking at the ladies. I got a good look at everyone around me that I had no time to enjoy the beauty of the female form that was surrounding me. I was not a masher or one to stare rudely at women, but I did notice and appreciate. Now that has been messed up.

    Has anyone else noticed this?
    The more I read DC the more stuff gets ruined. Which pocket to carry a cell phone it. Where to keep a wallet. Keeping people past 21 foot rule. No CCW badges. No dressing up in the mall ninja outfit. A big thanks to the DC members.

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    Every time I go to the mall I thank God that I didn't have any daughters.
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    Stop showering for a week or so, and then you'll have your 21 foot bubble cleared. You'll be free to look at the ladies without worrying about anyone else :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by C9H13NO3 View Post
    Stop showering for a week or so, and then you'll have your 21 foot bubble cleared. You'll be free to look at the ladies without worrying about anyone else :)
    That oughta work.
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    hes a GENIUS!!

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    Just go to malls with gun stores and your problem will be solved.... followed by a cold shower.
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    Don't worry. Scanning in orange will become second nature soon enough and your brain will process what looks suspicious and what looks good in them painted jeans and low cut blouses.

    However, be advised, if you have a significant other of the female persuasion, they have a God Given scanning feature which raises an internal alarm followed by body violence everytime you scan somebody like the above-mentioned specimen.
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    Is that a gun in your pocket or you just happy to be here at the mall?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HITCH KING View Post
    The more I read DC the more stuff gets ruined. Which pocket to carry a cell phone it. Where to keep a wallet. Keeping people past 21 foot rule. No CCW badges. No dressing up in the mall ninja outfit. A big thanks to the DC members.
    You forgot: How do I take a dump with my gun?
    That's been asked here on DC.
    Like instructions were not given in the gun manual and I have no clue how to do it.
    For me I take a dump the same way with or without my gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jframe38 View Post
    You forgot: How do I take a dump with my gun?
    That's been asked here on DC.
    Like instructions were not given in the gun manual and I have no clue how to do it.
    For me I take a dump the same way with or without my gun.
    Yes, but have you ever dropped trou only to have the gun hit the floor and skid out of the stall at Home Depot? Happened to me, thankfully the restroom was empty.
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    Gosh, now I don't see any value at all in leaving the house, and significant risks. Guess I'll just stay here on DC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigiceman View Post
    I realized I was so busy making sure I got a good look at everyone around me that I had no time to enjoy the beauty ...
    Bring a friend, during which time you can ratchet down the radar a notch. But, during that time the friend needs to be on task to monitor the surrounds. With practice, you might find you can do both, continuing your vigilance and allowing for the occasional glimpse.
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