What Is Celibacy?

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    What Is Celibacy?

    What is Celibacy?

    Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

    While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?' Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

    And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.
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    Good joke, I got a chuckle out of it.
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    Not only started a life of celibacy... but most likely not much chance of any pardon either...
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    We as men all make mistakes.

    Its just a matter of time...

    Once I called my current girlfriend "Kimberlee"..."kristie" by mistake because I was stressed and in a hurry.

    Oh man she started asking..Just who is Kristie???

    LOL yes, I am a man and I stepped on a landmine

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    you just wish you stepped on a land mine.

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    I know the feeling, my wife and I were watching TV and there was a commercial for a crime show. An investigator asks a guy, ''We just told you your wife was carried out of your house rolled up in a carpet and you didn't even flinch''.
    My wife turned to me and said would you flinch? I said you bet I would, do you know how expensive carpet is nowadays.
    For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27

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    Quote Originally Posted by rottkeeper View Post
    I know the feeling, my wife and I were watching TV and there was a commercial for a crime show. An investigator asks a guy, ''We just told you your wife was carried out of your house rolled up in a carpet and you didn't even flinch''.
    My wife turned to me and said would you flinch? I said you bet I would, do you know how expensive carpet is nowadays.
    Dunno - if that's your wife in the avatar...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paymeister View Post
    Dunno - if that's your wife in the avatar...
    For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27

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    Paymeister,

    That was a pretty good one

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