This is a discussion on What Is Celibacy? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife, ...
What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?' Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'
And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.
"I'm not fluent in the language of violence, but I know enough to get around in places where it's spoken."
"A lot of phonies in the world who portray themselves as "victims". It takes a great deal of discernment to know they are fake."
"The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield, and government to gain ground."
- Thomas Jefferson
"I'm the arrow, you're my bow, shoot me forth and I will go"
"Do not let any individual posts put a knot in your Big Boy Under-Roos"
Good joke, I got a chuckle out of it.
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
I bow to one king, and serve only one kingdom
har har har
Not only started a life of celibacy... but most likely not much chance of any pardon either...
"Eternity is Too Long to be Wrong"
Texas CHL Instructor & Holder & Utah CFP Instructor
NRA Instructor & Life Member
Member TSRA, USCCA, TCHA
Christian, Heterosexual, Pro-2A, Pro-Life, Conservative, Common Sense American
We as men all make mistakes.
Its just a matter of time...
Once I called my current girlfriend "Kimberlee"..."kristie" by mistake because I was stressed and in a hurry.
Oh man she started asking..Just who is Kristie???
LOL yes, I am a man and I stepped on a landmine
you just wish you stepped on a land mine.
I know the feeling, my wife and I were watching TV and there was a commercial for a crime show. An investigator asks a guy, ''We just told you your wife was carried out of your house rolled up in a carpet and you didn't even flinch''.
My wife turned to me and said would you flinch? I said you bet I would, do you know how expensive carpet is nowadays.
For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27
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That was a pretty good one