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    What is Celibacy?

    Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

    While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?' Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

    And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.
    I bow to one king, and serve only one kingdom
    JESUS CHRIST

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