Amish Virus

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    Amish Virus

    !!!!WARNING!!!!

    You have just received the Amish virus. As the Amish don't have any technology or programming experience, this virus works on the honor system.

    Please delete all the files from your hard drive and forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.

    Thank you for your cooperation.
    Exodus 22:2 "If a thief is caught breaking in and is struck so that he dies, the defender is not guilty of bloodshed"

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    I used to live in a Mennonite neighborhood... Amish with power tools... too funny...
    "Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"

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    What goes clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG!!

    An Amish drive by!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsee11789 View Post
    Please delete all the files from your hard drive and forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.
    Should this not read "Please forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list and then delete all the files from your hard drive."?

    Works for dolts and imbeciles too.......

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