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    Let's see pics of the Turtle that guards your front door...

    Here is my turtle who guards my home and firearms when I am not here. It takes awhile for him to get somewhere but he is good! Nobody and Nothing gets past him.
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    Dogs, cats, turtles. What's next, fish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HITCH KING View Post
    Here is my turtle who guards my home and firearms when I am not here. It takes awhile for him to get somewhere but he is good! Nobody and Nothing gets past him.

    Bawhahahh crap now I have a mess to clean up I just spewed my drink all over my keyboard.


    Originally Posted by chenemf
    Dogs, cats, turtles. What's next, fish?
    Nah, fish has been done already.
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    Wife and kids found him while walking on the beach. He was about the size of a quarter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chenemf View Post
    Dogs, cats, turtles. What's next, fish?
    Fish were last night. Rumor has it tomorrow will be a combo flea's and tick's.

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    Beat that!
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post


    Beat that!
    Stop yer killin me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post


    Beat that!
    Now ya know why you look before opening the damn door,If I had something like that come in I'd have to throw my tighty whiteys away
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
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    This was my snapping turtle, Sherman...

    On the bottom, Sherman. Middle is Tiger and the top is my old roomie's turtle, Speedy.



    The snappers went from half dollar size to the size you see there in less than 3 years.
    I had a maintenance guy come over one day and literally run out when he saw them. They had a habit of snapping at the glass when they saw movement in the room. Or maybe it was the 6 snake cages or the tarantula...
    "carrying a gun is a lot lighter than carrying a cop in your pocket" -MrTwice99

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    "Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"

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    Dang, you guys keep posting up pictures of food to me. Now I am wishing I could afford to go back down to Grand Cayman so I can have a turtle steak.
    I will support gun control when you can guarantee all guns are removed from this planet. That includes military and law enforcement. When you can accomplish that, then I will be the last person to lay down my gun. Then I will carry the weapon that replaces the gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PointnClick View Post
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    YIKES!

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    Quote Originally Posted by archer51 View Post
    fish were last night. Rumor has it tomorrow will be a combo flea's and tick's.
    lol lol lol!

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    I just thought of something,Great anti burglary tool,Get a big cage and leave the top ajar with a big sign on it caution Rattlesnakes,I can see somebody break in and see the empty cage and start wondering where the hell those snakes are
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
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    not gonna lie...turtles kind of freak me out. but i do appreciate the pictures
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