Sounds about right.
This is a discussion on Might want to think about this (humor)... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and ...
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists.
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
"The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, she wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL : Women are evil
Don't mess with them!!!!!!!!
I've heard this before, GREAT!
Ban assault chairs - immediately
Chris - P95
NRA Certified Instructor & NRA Life Member.
"To own a gun and assume that you are armed
is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
http://www.rkba-2a.com/ - a portal for 2A links, articles and some videos.
Good Grief, I used to date her!
"Let not your heart be troubled." John 14:1
USN Retired Vietnam/Desert Shield/Desert Storm