Is it wrong to want to open fire on snowmen?
This winter has been brutally relentless. I have not seen dirt since November 1st and its starting to wear on me.
I'm still seeing snowmen that were put up before Christmas, nothing has melted and the cold and snow won't stop. When is it OK to open fire on these white mocking statues of ice?
They are just so smug and happy in their mocking of me. Those big bulbous white people, always smiling in the face of wicked cold. I hate them. I'm praying it gets warm and they all die a horrible, slow, melting death.