I hate those white people!

This is a discussion on I hate those white people! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Is it wrong to want to open fire on snowmen? This winter has been brutally relentless. I have not seen dirt since November 1st and ...

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 27

Thread: I hate those white people!

  1. #1
    Member Array fatcat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    NY
    Posts
    438

    I hate those white people!

    Is it wrong to want to open fire on snowmen?

    This winter has been brutally relentless. I have not seen dirt since November 1st and its starting to wear on me.

    I'm still seeing snowmen that were put up before Christmas, nothing has melted and the cold and snow won't stop. When is it OK to open fire on these white mocking statues of ice?

    They are just so smug and happy in their mocking of me. Those big bulbous white people, always smiling in the face of wicked cold. I hate them. I'm praying it gets warm and they all die a horrible, slow, melting death.


  2. Remove Ads

  3. #2
    Senior Member Array PaulJ's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    616
    move to Florida :-)
    I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. (Thomas Jefferson)

  4. #3
    Distinguished Member Array C9H13NO3's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    1,513
    Enjoy it while it lasts! Global warming will make sure you never see another winter! Al Gore said so.
    -Ryan

    All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

  5. #4
    Member Array swaggs's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Virginia
    Posts
    132
    I'm jealous. Apparently there was snow here the one day I was out of town....

    Oh, and, the day they starting talking to you, you can shoot them
    "Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less."
    "Save in defense of my native State, with the sincere hope that my poor services may never be needed, I hope I may never be called on to draw my sword" - Gen. R. E. Lee

  6. #5
    Distinguished Member Array pcon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    San Angelo, Texas
    Posts
    1,235
    Quote Originally Posted by fatcat View Post
    Is it wrong to want to open fire on snowmen?

    This winter has been brutally relentless. I have not seen dirt since November 1st and its starting to wear on me.

    I'm still seeing snowmen that were put up before Christmas, nothing has melted and the cold and snow won't stop. When is it OK to open fire on these white mocking statues of ice?

    They are just so smug and happy in their mocking of me. Those big bulbous white people, always smiling in the face of wicked cold. I hate them. I'm praying it gets warm and they all die a horrible, slow, melting death.

    i prefer blowtorches and heat lamps...it makes them suffer more
    Μολὼν λαβέ

    memento mori


  7. #6
    Senior Member Array BradyM77's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Kentucky
    Posts
    699
    Just be satisfied that the day of reckoning for them is on its way. Bringing with it sun, rain, bugs, and allergies!
    "I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!" Bart Simpson

  8. #7
    Member Array fatcat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    NY
    Posts
    438
    Quote Originally Posted by C9H13NO3 View Post
    Enjoy it while it lasts! Global warming will make sure you never see another winter! Al Gore said so.
    Yeah, I had such high hopes for that. Too bad the Earth does not care about junk science.

  9. #8
    VIP Member Array SatCong's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Arizona
    Posts
    2,781
    Quote Originally Posted by fatcat View Post
    Is it wrong to want to open fire on snowmen?

    This winter has been brutally relentless. I have not seen dirt since November 1st and its starting to wear on me.

    I'm still seeing snowmen that were put up before Christmas, nothing has melted and the cold and snow won't stop. When is it OK to open fire on these white mocking statues of ice?

    They are just so smug and happy in their mocking of me. Those big bulbous white people, always smiling in the face of wicked cold. I hate them. I'm praying it gets warm and they all die a horrible, slow, melting death.

    Arizona!
    NRA PATRON LIFE
    BROWN WATER NAVY

  10. #9
    Senior Member Array Barbary's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Kentucky
    Posts
    749
    Have you hugged your snowman today? The alternative:

  11. #10
    Senior Member Array NYcarry's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Upstate
    Posts
    517
    Green grass here east of Rochester NY, been mild for a few weeks.

  12. #11
    Senior Member Array ErikGr7's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Atlanta
    Posts
    1,108
    When I lived in the country of Norway, before..have seen up to 3ft of snow during winter.

  13. #12
    VIP Member Array Eagleks's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Kansas
    Posts
    7,636
    Some guy tried to run one over one year, but it had melted a little, refroze, melted a little , refroze so many times.... it didn't budge.. but totalled his truck.

  14. #13
    Senior Member Array Rob P.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    In the sticks
    Posts
    631
    You have to understand and appreciate the subtle and lost art of Snowman poisoning.

    You'll need:

    A cordless drill
    1/2" or larger spade or auger bit (even a dull one works perfectly)
    1 container of Morton's Salt.

    Sneak up on Senior icebox from behind. Grab him and drill a hole into the top of his head as deep as the bit will go before he can break your grip and get away. While holding him securely as he tries to throw you off, pour a generous amount of salt into the hole you drilled. Release your victim and render first aid in an act of contrition by applying a cold snow compress to the site of the wound.

    Apologize by saying that he reminded you of someone who had attacked you in a snowstorm, one upon a time, a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

    Then, leave the scene in haste with your face covered due to the embarassment of being mistaken.

    The salt embolism will slowly poison Mr. Icicles until he turns in a wet puddle of goo. And no one will know it was because of what you did.

  15. #14
    Senior Member Array InspectorGadget's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    536
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagleks View Post
    Some guy tried to run one over one year, but it had melted a little, refroze, melted a little , refroze so many times.... it didn't budge.. but totalled his truck.
    awesome
    Colt 1911 New Agent, CTLaser

    You do not work for them, they work for you.
    Senators http://senate.gov/general/contact_in...nators_cfm.cfm
    Congressmen http://www.house.gov/house/MemberWWW_by_State.shtml

  16. #15
    Member Array deadhawg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    California
    Posts
    268
    How a politician stands on the Second Amendment tells you how he or she views you as an individual; as a trustworthy & productive citizen, or as part of an unruly crowd that needs to be lorded over, controlled, supervised and taken care of.
    Suzanna Hupp

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Links

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Similar Threads

  1. For Rent In China: White People!
    By GunnyBunny in forum Off Topic & Humor Discussion
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: July 13th, 2010, 12:39 PM
  2. Why can't some people understand, there are bad people out there!
    By Timor in forum In the News: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
    Replies: 26
    Last Post: July 1st, 2008, 05:08 PM
  3. Why I hate the Ar-15/ M-16!
    By TerryD in forum Defensive Rifles & Shotgun Discussion
    Replies: 113
    Last Post: December 9th, 2007, 02:31 PM
  4. Hard People v. Soft People - Long, but worth it.
    By sgtD in forum Law Enforcement, Military & Homeland Security Discussion
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: February 13th, 2007, 07:37 PM

Search tags for this page

what are white people always smiling
,

why are white people always smiling

Click on a term to search for related topics.