Oh no - another blonde joke!

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    Oh no - another blonde joke!

    A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me.
    I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
    started."

    Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

    Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the
    table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then
    turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
    to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

    He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
    cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighed,...............Let's
    put all these frosted flakes back in the box."
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    That's SO bad it's grrrrrrrrrrreat!
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    Another:

    A BLONDE DECIDED SHE NEEDED SOMETHING NEW AND DIFFERENT FOR A WINTER HOBBY.
    SHE WENT TO THE BOOKSTORE AND
    BOUGHT EVERY BOOK SHE COULD FIND ON ICE-FISHING.



    FOR WEEKS SHE READ AND STUDIED, HOPING TO BECOME AN EXPERT IN THE FIELD.
    FINALLY SHE DECIDED SHE KNEW ENOUGH, AND OUT SHE WENT FOR HER FIRST ICE-FISHING TRIP. SHE CAREFULLY GATHERED UP AND PACKED ALL THE
    TOOLS AND EQUIPMENT NEEDED FOR THE EXCURSION. EACH PIECE OF EQUIPMENT HAD ITS OWN SPECIAL PLACE IN HER KIT.


    WHEN SHE GOT TO THE ICE, SHE FOUND A QUIET LITTLE AREA, PLACED HER PADDED STOOL, AND CAREFULLY LAID OUT HER TOOLS. JUST AS SHE WAS ABOUT TO MAKE HER FIRST CUT INTO THE ICE, A BOOMING VOICE FROM THE SKY BELLOWED,

    "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"


    STARTLED, THE BLONDE GRABBED UP ALL HER BELONGINGS, MOVED FARTHER ALONG ON THE ICE, POURED SOME HOT CHOCOLATE FROM HER THERMOS AND STARTED TO CUT A NEW HOLE. AGAIN THE VOICE FROM ABOVE BELLOWED,

    "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"


    AMAZED, THE BLONDE WASN'T QUITE SURE WHAT TO DO AS THIS CERTAINLY WASN'T COVERED IN ANY OF THE BOOKS. SHE PICKED UP HER GEAR AND MOVED TO THE FAR SIDE OF THE ICE. ONCE THERE, SHE STOPPED FOR A FEW MOMENTS TO REGAIN HER CALM. SHE WAS EXTREMELY CAREFUL TO SET EVERYTHING UP PERFECTLY... TOOLS IN THE RIGHT PLACE AND CHAIR POSITIONED JUST SO, FISHING GEAR ALL READY. JUST AS SHE WAS ABOUT TO CUT THE NEW HOLE, THE VOICE CAME AGAIN,

    "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

    PETRIFIED, THE BLONDE LOOKED SKYWARD AND ASKED, "IS THAT YOU, LORD?" AND THE VOICE BOOMED BACK,

    "NO.....THIS IS THE MANAGER OF

    THE SKATING RINK."

    Wayne

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    Hey Chris




    Man that joke is at least 10 years old ...lol

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    OK OK already - but new to me dude

    The one Wayne just put up I only saw a day or two ago!

    Stuff gets round the net - but not always quickly !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud White
    Hey Chris




    Man that joke is at least 10 years old ...lol

    Yeah, but it's a good one.
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    To me, this is the all-time classic Blonde Joke:

    A Blonde was not feeling good so she goes to the doctor. After a series of tests, the doctor comes back and says: "Congratulations. You are pregnant."
    The Blonde sits there, stunned and then asks: "Are you sure it is mine?"
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Signed: Me!

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