My new weapon of choice

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    My new weapon of choice

    Subject: New Urban Assault USMC Motorcycle (UNCLASSIFIED)

    Designed as an equalizer for inconceivable and unpredictable lane changes, and other traffic related anomalies perpetrated by the cell phone using, motor home/SUV driving morons in California imposed on the rest of us. The below pictured machine was designed for that purpose.



    Each mini gun fires at a rate of 3000 rounds per minute (6000 total). During initial test and evaluation it was demonstrated that a single 2 second burst would, and did blow a 40 foot RV with tow car clean off the road, leaving an open and unobstructed route ahead. It will vaporize an SUV in seconds!

    tests further indicated that after two or three RV's/SUV's in a row were eliminated, or "friggin smoked", others voluntarily pulled off the road and thus became a "non threat."

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    The way people drive in Houston, I could use that :-)

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    What about tailgaters?
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    Me likey!! Does it come in the new digital type camo?

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    Um... OK, I guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by athos76 View Post
    What about tailgaters?
    Maybe that box center back drops grenades or the like.
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    Please tell me this is a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by athos76 View Post
    What about tailgaters?
    Looks to me like there are belt feld rounds going into the rear box
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    Ok, they should have integrated foot bars into it so the belts of ammo would not just be flopping in the wind. And the fuel tanks on the rear of it are, well I would have to say a bit too much. Don't think I would want those hanging right behind my butt.

    Other than those two things, off the top of my head, it just looks like someone had way to much time on their hands. lol
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    i'm fairly sure I thought this up first a couple years ago on my first drive through detroit...
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    didn't chuck norris have one of those??
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    Quote Originally Posted by farronwolf View Post
    Ok, they should have integrated foot bars into it so the belts of ammo would not just be flopping in the wind. And the fuel tanks on the rear of it are, well I would have to say a bit too much. Don't think I would want those hanging right behind my butt.

    Other than those two things, off the top of my head, it just looks like someone had way to much time on their hands. lol
    As opposed to between your legs? Come on now... I think I'll take my hindquarters being blown off over the alternative any day!
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    That is BAMFS. I NEED ONE!!!!!!!

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