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Interview

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    A man seeking to join a Florida Sheriff's Department is being interviewed:

    The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

    Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says:

    "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. "

    "Why the rabbit?"

    "Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .


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    And he is now a proud member of the Browards Sheriff's Office
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