Whats that smell ?

Whats that smell ?

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    Whats that smell ?

    WHAT SMELLS?



    Maxine
    Took her car to her mechanic.

    She
    Told him 'Every time I
    Take any of my friends out in my car,

    After a
    While there is this terrible smell !! .

    It never
    Happens when I am driving alone'??

    This intrigued
    The mechanic, so he said,

    'OK, lets
    Go for a spin
    And see what the
    Problem is.' Off they went.

    She drove
    Down a one-way street in the wrong direction

    At 70 MPH,
    Swerving,

    Hitting
    The curb on both sides of the street,

    Narrowly
    Missed three pedestrians in
    Pedestrian
    Crossings,

    Ran
    Several red lights,

    And just
    Missed a Policeman on street traffic
    Duty.

    Then, they
    Returned to the shop, and she
    Said,

    'There it
    Is now... there's that terrible smell! Can you smell It?'

    'Smell it?

    Lady, I'm
    Sittin in it!!
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    JESUS CHRIST


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    That sounds too much like my son's driving!
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    Pretty funny! Kinda sounds like my little sister.
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