This is a discussion on Whats that smell ? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; WHAT SMELLS? Maxine Took her car to her mechanic. She Told him 'Every time I Take any of my friends out in my car, After ...
Took her car to her mechanic.
Told him 'Every time I
Take any of my friends out in my car,
While there is this terrible smell !! .
Happens when I am driving alone'??
The mechanic, so he said,
Go for a spin
And see what the
Problem is.' Off they went.
Down a one-way street in the wrong direction
At 70 MPH,
The curb on both sides of the street,
Missed three pedestrians in
Several red lights,
Missed a Policeman on street traffic
Returned to the shop, and she
Is now... there's that terrible smell! Can you smell It?'
Sittin in it!!
I bow to one king, and serve only one kingdom
That sounds too much like my son's driving!
"I pledge allegiance to the war banner of the united states of Totalitaria. And to the Republic, which no longer stands, several bankers, who are now god, indivisible, with Bernanke bucks and credit for all."
Pretty funny! Kinda sounds like my little sister.
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."