Took her car to her mechanic.
Told him 'Every time I
Take any of my friends out in my car,
While there is this terrible smell !! .
Happens when I am driving alone'??
The mechanic, so he said,
Go for a spin
And see what the
Problem is.' Off they went.
Down a one-way street in the wrong direction
At 70 MPH,
The curb on both sides of the street,
Missed three pedestrians in
Several red lights,
Missed a Policeman on street traffic
Returned to the shop, and she
Is now... there's that terrible smell! Can you smell It?'
Sittin in it!!