You might be a mall ninja if...
1)When you are told by your significant other to sweep the garage,
you grab an AR and yell back “Clear!”
2) You don't actually have an AR, so you decided to
make your 10/22 look like one as much as possible
3) You have a breaching device on the end of your home defense
shotgun, just in case you need to breach your own doors.
4) Most of your T-shirts are emblazoned with the logo of your
favorite brand of handgun. (Double mall-ninja points if you don't
actually own one.) :-D
5) Double mall-ninja points if you answer any question in the
"General Handgun Forum" with "just buy a Glock 17, it's the
only handgun you really need."
6) You own a knife with that 'little sharp curvy thing on the
end', but don't know what it's for.
7) You are trying to figure out how to hide a BUG in your sneaker.
8) If you shoot your pistol sideways, with only one hand.
9) You refer to other people as civilians, and have never been
in law enforcement or the military.
10) When you enter a gun shop,the employees roll their
eyes because they know your gonna ask to look at that
AR.....for the 8th time that week.