You might be a mall ninja if...

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    You might be a mall ninja if...

    You might be a mall ninja if...

    1)When you are told by your significant other to sweep the garage,
    you grab an AR and yell back “Clear!”

    2) You don't actually have an AR, so you decided to
    make your 10/22 look like one as much as possible

    3) You have a breaching device on the end of your home defense
    shotgun, just in case you need to breach your own doors.

    4) Most of your T-shirts are emblazoned with the logo of your
    favorite brand of handgun. (Double mall-ninja points if you don't
    actually own one.) :-D

    5) Double mall-ninja points if you answer any question in the
    "General Handgun Forum" with "just buy a Glock 17, it's the
    only handgun you really need."

    6) You own a knife with that 'little sharp curvy thing on the
    end', but don't know what it's for.

    7) You are trying to figure out how to hide a BUG in your sneaker.

    8) If you shoot your pistol sideways, with only one hand.

    9) You refer to other people as civilians, and have never been
    in law enforcement or the military.

    10) When you enter a gun shop,the employees roll their
    eyes because they know your gonna ask to look at that
    AR.....for the 8th time that week.


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    that's awesome...
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    lol

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    1)When you are told by your significant other to sweep the garage,
    you grab an AR and yell back “Clear!”
    I'd do that to my wife just to see her reaction!!

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    ha ha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErikGr7 View Post
    You might be a mall ninja if...

    1)When you are told by your significant other to sweep the garage,
    you grab an AR and yell back “Clear!”
    I think I'm going to try that when the wife gets home tomorrow....
    Last edited by A1C Lickey; March 9th, 2009 at 04:38 PM. Reason: fat fingers.....
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    Now thats just too funny.
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    nice, I like the "don't actually own one"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErikGr7 View Post
    You might be a mall ninja if...

    1)When you are told by your significant other to sweep the garage,
    you grab an AR and yell back “Clear!”
    That will be the first thing I do when I pick up the AK I am buying, just to see what my wife does. I hope she doesn't tell me to give it back
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    Does Gecko45 get any rights to this list. Is he listed somewhere as a contributor??
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    2) You don't actually have an AR, so you decided to
    make your 10/22 look like one as much as possible
    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.

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    Oh man... I think one of those fits me... My day is now ruined. LOL
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