Airport Dash and Carry

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    Airport Dash and Carry

    This could be a new tradition like the Wally World Walk but only riskier.

    Airport Dash And Carry.

    Task #1. Buy a cheese covered pretzel from shop.
    Task #2. Browse through the gun magazines and then buy one.
    Task #3. Buy a dristracting cover T-shirt with writing on chest.
    Task #4. Purchase a Hot Dog or Hamburger and eat it while using SA.
    Task #5. Browse in the book section (+10 points for LEO/SD books).
    Task #6. Kiss a random stranger and run like Heck!!!!

    5 points for each task.
    Points x3 if a Turban and long beard is worn.

    Maybe task 6 is too much?

    Please add input or alter as desired!

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    Ok #6 is too much... I'm surprised no one has added any tasks.

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    #7 get in the security check line, stay in line at least 15 seconds, then walk away quickly while looking over your shoulder repeatedly.
    Last edited by sigmanluke; March 10th, 2009 at 03:57 PM. Reason: forgot part
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    i liked the other post i saw with walk up to tsa, stop, turn and walk/run away while looking over shoulder. #6 might be too much if the significant other of the person doing this gets upset. i may have to try to fit a towell on my head and try this....could be fun

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    I will assume that this thread is purely humorous and that not sane CCWer would ever consider taking chances like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigmanluke View Post
    #7 get in the security check line, stay in line at least 15 seconds, then walk away quickly while looking over your shoulder repeatedly.
    I would have to modify #7...

    7. Get in security line, before the lady asks you for your ticket, point at the metal detectors and ask if they are plugged in. When she says yes, tell her you forgot your ticket...walk away quickly while occasionally looking over your shoulder.
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    Wow...press to test (or push the envelope). Don't wish to be "highlighted"...I fly to much to deal with the hastle of being pulled out and frisked everytime I go through the detector (or my ticket red flagged).

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    I don't understand this post. Is it supposed to be meant as a joke, or is anyone that stupid to attempt any of these things. There is enough crap going on in this world without having some idiot making things worse.

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    An Irish Priest in Texas

    Oops.

    I meant to start a new thread.

    I'll just duck out of here.

    Sorry.

    Kind of feels like walking into the men's rest room by mistake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patti View Post

    Kind of feels like walking into the men's rest room by mistake.
    LOL. Followed my daughter into the Ladies room once.

    I spent so many lifetimes in airports I'd rather play with poisonous snakes in toilets in the dark.........

    How about picking a TSA Agent and just shadowing them for, say, four or five hours.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilfo View Post
    I don't understand this post. Is it supposed to be meant as a joke ...?
    Of course.
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    No!!!! Its reall man~~~~ Very Reallll!!!!!!!

    Gawd!

    Yes joking..but...

    Cant you enter an aiport while CCing as long as you dont go past the posted secured areas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilfo View Post
    I don't understand this post. Is it supposed to be meant as a joke, or is anyone that stupid to attempt any of these things. There is enough crap going on in this world without having some idiot making things worse.
    Ok I think the part about wearing a turban and a long beard for 3 x points would have been a good clue.

    You are not a detective by any chance are you?

    The list had been modified to only 5 tasks now.
    Task #1. Buy a cheese covered pretzel from shop.
    Task #2. Browse through the gun magazines and then buy one.
    Task #3. Buy a dristracting cover T-shirt with writing on chest.
    Task #4. Purchase a Hot Dog or Hamburger and eat it while using SA.
    Task #5. Browse in the book section (+10 points for LEO/SD books).

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenHorn View Post
    Cant you enter an aiport while CCing as long as you dont go past the posted secured areas?
    as i understand it yes, personally i would not do anything but swing through the drive through pick up area while carrying. i still think it would be fun to do #7 while wearing a turban and beard, id just do it with the gun at home, so as to not get in too much trouble

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    Nah #6 and #7 cant be on the official list. Too Risky!

    Browsing the gun magazines and looking for detective books shouldn't be so bad though.

    Any more Tasks to add???? Anyone

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