Chuck Norris for president … of Texas

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    Chuck Norris for president … of Texas

    All I have to say is ... GOD BLESS TEXAS!
    Hmm...I wonder how stringent their immigration laws will be for folks emigrating from the USA.
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    From CNN's Lauren Kornreich
    If the State of Texas ever left the Union, Chuck Norris is interested in being president of the newly independent country.

    (CNN) – Actor Chuck Norris has his eyes on the presidency, but not the White House.

    Norris wrote that he would be interested in becoming the president of Texas, if the state were ever to secede from the Union.

    “I may run for president of Texas,” Norris wrote Monday in a column posted at WorldNetDaily. “That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”

    The actor claimed “thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation” and said that if states decide to secede from the union, that Texas would lead the way.

    “Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we'd do if the going got rough in America,” Norris wrote. “Let there be no doubt about that.”

    Norris was a strong supporter of Mike Huckabee’s presidential bid, and he helped to draw attention to the former Arkansas governor’s campaign.
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    Well..thats some different news

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    One from Dallas, he has my vote...
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    Awesome. If they secede, I may just move there. Chuck Norris, of course, is invincible.

    You know, a lot of people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas...

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    I'd move to THAT country.
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    Wonder how many Mexicans Chuck could take at one time? You know he really was a World Champ in karate.
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    "when the eyes of a Ranger are upon you..." that will be their new national anthem!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pcon View Post
    "when the eyes of a Ranger are upon you..." that will be their new national anthem!
    I thought of that darn song too
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    How old is Chuck Norris any way? Interesting I heard that Russian historian mentioned the U.S. splitting into possibly 6 different countries. Texas possibly one of them?

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    I'm not sure about Chuck Norris as president, but the idea of having a "new" republic based on the "old" constitution and bill of rights - sounds pretty appealing.
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    When The Eyes of a Ranger ...


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    Chuck Norris uses live rattlesnakes for condoms and his tears can cure cancer - too bad he has never cried.

    He is definitely president of Texas material.... I don't think I'd move there if things went "south" though - too hot for me.

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    I want him to be the president of California. Heck, if Arnold can do it so can chuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jframe38 View Post
    This country really could be split up down the road.
    It was suggested that the convservative country get all the LEOs because the Libs don't like people with guns.
    No, they'd get to have LEO's also. Their LEO's just wouldn't be able to have any guns.




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    As a man who loves Oklahoma, it pains me to say this, I'd move to Texas if that happened. Sorry, ah geez. I need to wash my mouth out with soap now.
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