Turn About Is Fair Play

Turn About Is Fair Play

This is a discussion on Turn About Is Fair Play within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Wouldn't you like to see Judge Alito and Chief Justice Roberts questioning the Democrat Senators to determine their qualifications for Public office? Just imagine matching ...

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    Turn About Is Fair Play

    Wouldn't you like to see Judge Alito and Chief Justice Roberts questioning
    the Democrat Senators to determine their qualifications for Public office?
    Just imagine matching the IQs of the Senators and the Judges!

    The questions might go like this:

    Judge Alito (JA): "Senator Kennedy, I see from your official resume that
    you attended Harvard University..."

    Senator Kennedy (SK): "Yes, your honor, I certainly did."

    JA: "Did you graduate?"

    SK: "Your honor, I respectfully ask that you not pry into my personal life..."

    JA: "Is it not true that you were expelled from Harvard for violating
    the honor code, to wit, you hired someone to take an exam for you?"

    SK: "Mr. Chairman, I want to go on record that I disagree with this
    line of questioning. I ask the chair to order the Judge from asking
    questions about my private matters.."

    Senator Specter, Chairman of the Judiciary Committee: "Answer the
    Judge's questions. He answered all of yours.."

    JA: "Senator Kennedy, we have on hand a transcript of the session of
    the university's honor council attesting to your fraudulent examination
    and subsequent expulsion from the university..."

    SK: "I have had all I can take of this line of unreasonable
    questioning. I am going to ask Al Gore how he managed to keep his early
    departure from Vanderbilt University Divinity School away from the eyes
    of you religious nuts..."

    JA: "Wait, Senator Kennedy, I want to ask you about the 26 phone calls
    you made from a motel room the night Mary Jo Kopecne drowned in your
    car at Chappaquidik, when you said you were asleep all night..." [
    Kennedy flees the hearing room ]

    Senator Specter: "Chief Justice Roberts [CJR] will now interrogate
    Senator Biden [SB}, Democrat of Delaware..."

    CJR: "Senator Biden, is it not true that you were expelled from law
    school for plagiarizing another student's work?"

    SB: "Wait, Ted, I am going with you..." [ Biden flees the hearing room ]

    Senator Specter: "Judge Alito will now interrogate Senator Feinstein,
    Democrat of California..."

    JA: "Senator Feinstein [SF], why did you vote for the former Grand
    Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan of West Virginia [Robert Byrd] to be the
    Democrat Senate Majority Leader in 1986, 1988, 1990, and 1992?"

    SF: "Wait, boys, I am going with you..." [Feinstein flees the hearing room ]

    End of hearing
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    Damn. I'd love to see that.
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    That'd be priceless! OTOH, I'd pay to see that!

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    Oh, if only..............
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    My dream --- Kennedy, Biden, Feinstein in the same LOCKED room as that python in the thread "I'd be moving."
    "Let not your heart be troubled." John 14:1

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    That would sure put them in their place!

    Quote Originally Posted by czman2006
    My dream --- Kennedy, Biden, Feinstein in the same LOCKED room as that python in the thread "I'd be moving."
    LOL
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    Oh my - one can but dream! I think that's the ''boot on the other foot'' syndrome!

    Great!!!
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    Wait a minute! Wouldn't that be considered cruelty to animals?
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    you could easily sell that on pay per view

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    Well, I would actually watch C-Span if that happened.

    But, the republicans don't have the "jingles" to do that. I don't know why they allow the democrats to get away with murder and won't call them out on these things.

    I call them gutless wonders.

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    Still my dream but let's be real. Biden would try to talk it to death, Feinstein would say it was "misundertood" and Kennedy would try to drown it!
    "Let not your heart be troubled." John 14:1

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    And Howard Dean would scream at it, Al Gore would say that he hadn't invented it yet so it's not real, and Bird would pull the sheet over his head *grin*.

    Sorry, got caught up in the moment.

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    Be nice to see but will never happen

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    I would certainly add John Kerry to the questioning, as well.....
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    i would add um all to the list all a bunch of thieves

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