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I sprayed the paper when I read this one "Get Fuzzy"....
"The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century
"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier
and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the
service of his country; but he that stands it now, deserves the
love and thanks of man and woman."
-- Thomas Paine (The American Crisis, No. 1, 19 December 1776)
"The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."
******, now that's funny....I don't care who you are.
The bad part is there are people dumb enough to do it!
For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27
Man that was good...
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Thank you for warning me to put my coffee down! You saved my keyboard man!
"Just getting a concealed carry permit means you haven't commited a crime yet. CCP holders commit crimes." Daniel Vice, senior attorney for the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, quoted on Fox & Friends, 8 Jul, 2008
"Sometimes, when you're making gumbo, people just show up.", Leah Chase
That thar was a good'un!
"Without fear there can be no Courage!"
hahaha, too funny
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
Haha, very nice. That comic is usually pretty good.