Top ten indicators that your employer has changed to a cheaper health care plan

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    Top ten indicators that your employer has changed to a cheaper health care plan

    TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN:

    (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

    (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

    (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

    (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

    (6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."

    (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

    (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

    (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

    (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

    (1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.
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    very good...

    Speaking of.... I'm having a baby in March and just found out my insurance will be approx $850 per month!! That is more than my ****** house payment!!

    Ok, sorry... rant over...
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    Number 7 should read:
    The only proctologist in the plan is "Dr. Hook".
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    (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles
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    Popsicle stick and Duct Tape, eh. Well, will have to try that. I will report back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExactlyMyPoint View Post
    Popsicle stick and Duct Tape, eh. Well, will have to try that. I will report back.
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    hahaha wow funny stuff. although the way things are going some of it doesn't seem too unrealistic. thank god for benefits from UPS

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    Wait a minute.....some of those sound kinda familiar.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by A1C Lickey View Post
    Wait a minute.....some of those sound kinda familiar.....
    You think those sound familiar, wait until you start dealing with Tri Care!

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    Quote Originally Posted by archer51 View Post
    You think those sound familiar, wait until you start dealing with Tri Care!
    Amen. Here in our neck of the woods we call it "Tri Scare".

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    Quote Originally Posted by cv7713 View Post

    Speaking of.... I'm having a baby in March and just found out my insurance will be approx $850 per month!! That is more than my ****** house payment!!

    Ok, sorry... rant over...
    My turn! I got my new rates today. My family policy (husband, wife, 2 kids) will be over 20 grand for the year that begins May 1.

    Where in the hell is all of this going?

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    I give free breast exams. If this will help any one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dal1Celt View Post
    I give free breast exams. If this will help any one.

    For both sexes??
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