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A touching tribute, told by a piper . . .
"As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there."
"As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a typical man, did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight."
"I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side of the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place."
"I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I played out my heart and soul."
"As I played the workers began to weep. I played and I played like I'd never played before, from Going Home and The Lord is My Shepherd to Flowers of the Forest. I closed the lengthy session with Amazing Grace and walked to my car."
"As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, "Sweet Jeezuz, Mary'n Joseph, I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
"We're paratroopers. We're supposed to be surrounded!" Dick Winters
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That is funny, boy was it good
A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.
har har hardehar!
Thank you, I can go to work happy!
Assault is a behavior, not a device.
"Don't never take no shortcuts." Patty Reed, Donner Party
Lifetime NRA member
Now thats funny
For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27
Good one. I will have to pass this on to My septic Friends.
"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."
Darn....another keyboard fried by coffee!!
Now that is Irish humor.I will pass it on to my Irish family and friends. Thanks.
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That had me going. I was expecting a real sappy ending.
"I'm not fluent in the language of violence, but I know enough to get around in places where it's spoken."
Precious... just precious!
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
I may be a bit ignorant on this (I'm German) but i thought bag pipes were Scottish. True???
"To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defenselessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic." Ted Nugent