This is a discussion on I got back-up within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Git'em boy...
HAPPY NEW YEAR
When I read your thread title, I thought you had fallen down.
An ounce of lead is worth 200lbs of cop.
Now that is a warning sign!
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
That is funny!
"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."
I like the one that says "Never mind the dog, beware the owner"
But I'm getting the mental image of my dog holding a BG at gun point with my Glock in his paw.
"Without fear there can be no Courage!"