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    "i don't have my hi point from the pawn shop yet"

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    Wow!

    Especially loved the uber-tactical JC Higgins shotgun, the tactical helmet, and the MBR; Mosin Nagant with a tactical 'illuminator'.

    Ya gotta watch this one!

    Can't be for real......or can it?

    The thing is, there are a bunch of 'em!!!!
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    Actually...I didn't think it was funny at all. The reality is there is a segment...a large segment, that believe this is sterotypical of gun owners...especially young ones...that play make believe X box, have utopian ideas on saving the mall, and view weapons as ego out of control.

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    By the time I made it to the end, I was sure it was a spoof.
    Then I watched a couple of the other ones.

    These bozos are serious. (Well....they think they are serious)
    Everybody can be somebody thanks to YouTube.

    While I do agree with Bandit on principle.....I do find them entertaining.
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    That video, along with a bunch of others are all spoofs of the first video in the related vids section "Elite Team Fighting", and there's a second one too.

    I believe that was the only serious one. And people on the internet, being what it is, are just mocking him.

    Still pretty funny!

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    I personally love the 1,000 MPH taping (Wal Mart $0.98/roll duct tape) of his primary weapon (a bolt action rifle) to his hand! I might have to try that!
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    The op is a spoof (and so are all the others) of this guy who sadly is serious.

    YouTube - Elite Team Fighting
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    I could not watch it to the end. I was to jealous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    The op is a spoof (and so are all the others) of this guy who sadly is serious.

    YouTube - Elite Team Fighting
    All I can say is WOW. This guy really needs some help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rottkeeper View Post
    All I can say is WOW. This guy really needs some help.
    You can say that again. what is that stuff he has on his arms??? Oh, it's kevlar, yeah!

    Frickin idiot.
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    you guys are just jealous haterz...I watched it twice, I'm now a Super Elite Team Fighters, waiting for billy to send me my badge and patches.......yay me !


    LMAO !

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNUT View Post
    you guys are just jealous haterz...I watched it twice, I'm now a Super Elite Team Fighters, waiting for billy to send me my badge and patches.......yay me !


    LMAO !
    I already am a member. I keep my SETF badge next to my CCW badge on badge holders clipped to my belt at all times. LOL

    I think someone peed in this guys gene pool.
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    Gecko 45 would be proud of him.
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    I am sorry to say this is what “some” Joe Public thinks of civilian carrying a gun.

    Noticed he spends thousands on technical gear and yet has a sheet taped to the windows.

    This mall ninja need to be locked away in a nice white room with nice people in white suits to tend to him.

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