Hitch King will be leaving DC

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    Hitch King will be leaving DC

    Here is a E-mail that I received.

    From: Mrs. Carolina Marino

    I am the above named person from Switzerland . I am married to Dr Gregory Marino who worked with Switzerland Embassy in America for seven years before he died in the year 2008.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only two weeks. Before his death we were both born
    again Christians.

    Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside
    my Matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 24 Million Dollars (twenty four Million United State Dollars) on the safe deposit box with the bank. Europe.

    Presently, this money is still deposited on the safe deposit box with the bank.Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next four months due to cancer Problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this Fund to church or better still a Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church that will use these funds to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth.

    I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don?t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I
    am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. The lord he will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone ommunication in this regard because of my health and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development.

    With God all things are possible As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the BANK in Europe I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the original- beneficiary of this Fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him
    in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.

    Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or Christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein Hoping to hearing from you.

    I have set aside 30% for you and for your time and 10% for any expenses if there is any then remaining balance for the word of God.

    Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.

    Yours in Christ,

    Mrs. Carolina Marino


    Please do not tell her that I am jewish. If I receive this money I will have to buy some DC members some new guns and ammo all around and Grandy his own restaurant. Hitch King

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    Using the Lord's name to rip people off. I think I've heard once that there is a special place for people like that.
    "Run for your life from the man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter. So long as men live together on earth and need means to deal with one another-their only substitute, if they abandon money, is the muzzle of a gun."

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    Happy Trails!
    I got something similar once but had to confess that I was just going to waste it all on distilled products, brothels and casinos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcp1810 View Post
    Happy Trails!
    I got something similar once but had to confess that I was just going to waste it all on distilled products, brothels and casinos.
    I got something similar once but had to confess that I was just going to waste it all on distilled products, brothels and casinos. AMEN

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    Thanks hitch!

    Hey Hitch!
    I got guns, just send .45 ACP & .380 AUTO.

    THANKS!!!
    It’s so much easier now days, to "Love and honor" my wife, when she is armed, and shoots a better group than I do. (Till death do us part, eh?)

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    LOL, don't delay emailing her back! I wonder how many suckers they get with that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HITCH KING View Post
    If I receive this money I will have to buy some DC members some new guns and ammo all around and Grandy his own restaurant. Hitch King
    Grady is the DC member, Grandy is a restaurant chain.....now I believe that's a Freudian slip right there. In fact I wonder if Grady has ever been to Grandy's?
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    As the founder of the Church of Archers, can I get some of that money to minister to the deer flocks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HITCH KING View Post
    If I receive this money I will have to buy some DC members some new guns and ammo all around and Grandy his own restaurant. Hitch King


    Well, I'm not sure if I'm going to be the lucky restaurant winner, but if that's a requirement, Hitch King, I'll name it Grandy's!

    That opens up some ideas... how about a restaurant with a downrange target for each table?

    ...built-in hard cover in case angry yutes come to shoot the place up

    ...closed circuit t.v. at each table so we can see them coming

    ...a good backstop at the perimeters of the parking lot so we can fire at will at the intruders and not worry about hitting innocents

    ...we might want to reinforce the bathroom walls with 1" thick steel plates

    ...and the kitchen, too

    Any other ideas?

    Oh, congrats, Hitch King on your ship coming in!



    Quote Originally Posted by ppkheat View Post
    Grady is the DC member, Grandy is a restaurant chain.....now I believe that's a Freudian slip right there. In fact I wonder if Grady has ever been to Grandy's?
    Actually, ppkheat, I have. Around 1983, I was in Oklahoma City driving around one night and wanted something to eat. I ordered something, I think chicken and mashed potatoes with gravy, at the drive-through. I didn't want to stop in the parking lot or eat in the store, so I drove on down the road 10 minutes or so til I found an empty parking lot, and I pulled over to eat.

    Well, when I opened the bag, they had included the food but had forgotten to include the silverware. Man, I was so hungry I didn't want to drive all the way back to the restaurant for the silverware... so there I am, sitting in the dark in some parking lot, eating the mashed potatoes and gravy with my fingers. I felt like a dog, but I didn't care--I was HUNGRY!

    A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, right?

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    I think that was the same letter that a member of the Harley forum I frequent received a while back. He played around with her page after page, a real hoot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grady View Post
    Man, I was so hungry I didn't want to drive all the way back to the restaurant for the silverware... so there I am, sitting in the dark in some parking lot, eating the mashed potatoes and gravy with my fingers. I felt like a dog, but I didn't care--I was HUNGRY!

    A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, right?
    The mental image is priceless....

    Of all things she does this in Gods name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tinkerinWstuff View Post
    Using the Lord's name to rip people off. I think I've heard once that there is a special place for people like that.
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