SHAM WOW Dude busted

SHAM WOW Dude busted

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    SHAM WOW Dude busted

    Check out his mug shot!

    His comercials are almost as annoying as Billy Mays.
    ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - March 27, 2009


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    Some one owes me a new key board, and a screen cleaning....

    Had to stop several times while reading to control the laughter.

    After a long week of bad news I needed that.
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    She doesnt look like a thousand dollar hooker. Funny story.
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    All I can say is SHAMWOW
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    He paid $1000.00 for her? Why not 19.95 with a free bonus hooker?

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    i dono, she looks alot better than some hookers ive seen.

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    With the beer goggles she probably looked like a 10,000$ hooker.
    I haven’t heard any of the journalists who volunteered to be waterboarded asking to have their fingernails wrenched out with pliers, or electrodes attached to their genitals.

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    Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

    His commercials are so irritating!

    And what's up with that stupid headset and boom mic he wears?


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    That dude is such a squirrel. I'd love to see a Billy Mays vs. Sham Wow pay per view fight. I wish the hooker broke his jaw so we wouldnt have to listen to him anymore. Maybe Billy Mays needs a hooker too.
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    It chops onions, garlic, tomatoes, tongues....
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    He did get something right in the Shamwow pitch; "...and we all know Germans make great stuff."


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    The new Sham Owww Guy?
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    I wonder if he said, "did you get that camera guy?" when he had his mugshot taken.


    BTW have you noticed the editing cut in the ShamWow commercial when the cola is spilled on the counter?
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    Now if that "Girls Gone Wild" punk would just meet up with an angry father in a dark alley, I'd be perfectly happy. What a couple of sleaze bags.
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    All I can say is, ain't that a ..."shame, wow"?
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