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    alright people this is my new invention for those of you that just cant seem to get out of bed in the mornning using a regular alarm clock.

    i call it roboclock...it stomps on your head,till you get out of bed,,,

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    LOL!

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    I need one of those for the wife!! LOL

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    My wife needs one too. She is the worlds worst about getting up on time.
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    We have something similar in the Marines, cept it is usually an nco.
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    I can just imagine it now...

    YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY.

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    I had to set the alarm for this AM. Put it on "Radio". Work up to Spanish talk radio. Yours would be a bit more effective (irritating) than that!
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    Lifetime warranty? I go through alarm clocks like a crackhead goes through lighters!

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    Too much trouble. Just hook the alarm up to a stick of dynamite. THAT will get you out of bed! You my not do anything else, but you'll be out of the bed!

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    I learned a hard lesson early in life, especially being a "Not a Morning Person". Before I started carrying, I had knives, long story short I went through 4 alarmclocks one school year. I since trained not to think the alarm clock is an attacker when waking.

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    I had a cat that would do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paul34 View Post
    I can just imagine it now...

    YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY.
    Omg that so reminds me of that robot in Robocop. The thing all malfunctions and shoots that poor fellow like 50 times with those huge guns. LoL. "Can we get a medic up here?!" Oh what a movie... I hope Roboclock doesn't malfunction and stomp your head to death. =/ I hope you have done proper R&D stormbringerr.

    My buddy got an alarm clock from the Sharper Image that has a thing that you stick under your pillow that vibrates, violently, at the same time the alarm screams bloody murder. He said he nearly had a heart attack the first time he used it.

    Found it on SkyMall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    I had to set the alarm for this AM. Put it on "Radio". Work up to Spanish talk radio. Yours would be a bit more effective (irritating) than that!
    I speak spanish and I don't even dare to do that! Leaves me in a foul mood all day long.
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