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    Curriculum Vitae of Dr. Seisgeismundo Fraude.

    Born: Undetermined location up in the Andes Mountains. Raised till the age of 5 by a pack of Albino Llamas. Rescued and taken to a local orphanage ran by deaf-mute Hungarian nuns till the age of 18. Attended Jose Jimenez University on a hopscotch scholarship and graduated with luck in Clay tossing and Pre-Med. Attended Medical School at Corn-El University where he was on the staff of Our Lady of Perpetual Mambo Hospital and Tire Center. He received his M.D. during a mortar attack by leftist guerrillas and promptly left for the city where he started a prosperous career treating frustrated taxi drivers who couldn’t drive on the wrong side of the road. PhD from the University of Bourbon in Elemental Neurosis and Nervous Ticks, and has attended many other medical seminars and symposiums expanding his vast knowledge.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    I'm really glad I didn't have any liquids close when I read the avatar comments.......... Those were great!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy
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    That's so wrong!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy
    Curriculum Vitae of Dr. Seisgeismundo Fraude.
    Okay, okay...he sounds qualified to analyze this group of gun-nuts!
    "I surrounded 'em"- Alvin York

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    Curriculum Vitae of Dr. Seisgeismundo Fraude.
    Actually Rick - with such a stellar resume - I think he is over-qualified for us folks
    Clay tossing and Pre-Med
    No beating that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud White
    Thats Pretty Funny But how does it fit if you own both
    Bi-Polar Disorder
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    Quote Originally Posted by dimmak
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    No no we dealt with that here and that i am certainly not

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