This is a discussion on Gun control saved my life. within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Sure, I was out, breaking into private homes and robbing innocent families in Washington D.C. when, all of a sudden,I broke into a home that ...
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Sure, I was out, breaking into private homes and robbing innocent families in Washington D.C. when, all of a sudden,I broke into a home that was still occupied. Luckily, the man was unable to legally own a handgun in his own home so I was able to immobilize him and make off with his flat screen TV.
It was a lucky thing, if it weren't for gun control keeping firearms out of the hands of law-abiding citizens like him, I may very well have been killed that night.
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Heeeey! Are you being sarcastic? 'Cause it sounds like you are being sarcastic. I know because I'm a sarcastic SOB myself, and I know sarcasm when I read it. This really sounds like sarcasm.
"Mind own business"
"Always cut cards"
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Dang!!! You went all the way to DC from Houston just to do a "job"??
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Sounds like an opinion letter that should be sent to a news paper in D.C.
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You now HAVE to leave Houston in order to rob anyone, since all of those Katrina "victims" have settled in Houston and stole all of the "goodOriginally Posted by wine6978
corners"
where we used to rob people.
They came to Houston from New Orleans on the bus, and now they're not leaving !!
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lol you said sarcasm/sarcastic 5 times...Heeeey! Are you being sarcastic? 'Cause it sounds like you are being sarcastic. I know because I'm a sarcastic SOB myself, and I know sarcasm when I read it. This really sounds like sarcasm.
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That's great!
Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or use of a gun is unlawful is like expecting a terrorist to care that his car bomb is taking up two parking spaces.-Joseph T. Chew
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Meow!
Last edited by OMEGA2669; April 3rd, 2009 at 06:34 AM. Reason: I guess it was too much~
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"Molan labe! Just try... I'll show you the strength of my conviction... and I'll sleep well that night..."
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Oops~
Last edited by OMEGA2669; April 3rd, 2009 at 06:34 AM.
AT3 (O-Level) United States Navy - NRA Life Member
"Molan labe! Just try... I'll show you the strength of my conviction... and I'll sleep well that night..."
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Yes.Too much?
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