Gun control saved my life.

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    Gun control saved my life.

    Sure, I was out, breaking into private homes and robbing innocent families in Washington D.C. when, all of a sudden,I broke into a home that was still occupied. Luckily, the man was unable to legally own a handgun in his own home so I was able to immobilize him and make off with his flat screen TV.

    It was a lucky thing, if it weren't for gun control keeping firearms out of the hands of law-abiding citizens like him, I may very well have been killed that night.

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    Heeeey! Are you being sarcastic? 'Cause it sounds like you are being sarcastic. I know because I'm a sarcastic SOB myself, and I know sarcasm when I read it. This really sounds like sarcasm.
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    Dang!!! You went all the way to DC from Houston just to do a "job"??

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    Sounds like an opinion letter that should be sent to a news paper in D.C.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wine6978 View Post
    Dang!!! You went all the way to DC from Houston just to do a "job"??
    You now HAVE to leave Houston in order to rob anyone, since all of those Katrina "victims" have settled in Houston and stole all of the "good corners" where we used to rob people.

    They came to Houston from New Orleans on the bus, and now they're not leaving !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoadRunner71 View Post
    Heeeey! Are you being sarcastic? 'Cause it sounds like you are being sarcastic. I know because I'm a sarcastic SOB myself, and I know sarcasm when I read it. This really sounds like sarcasm.
    lol you said sarcasm/sarcastic 5 times...

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    That's great!
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    Meow!
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    Oops~
    Last edited by OMEGA2669; April 3rd, 2009 at 06:34 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OMEGA2669 View Post
    Too much?
    Yes.

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