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    Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:

    1. The DNA all matches.

    2. There are no dental records.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:

    1. The DNA all matches.

    2. There are no dental records.

    Also in WV, we're one big happy family......REALLY, with 15 Million people, and 15 last names!
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    The "Family Tree" without any branches...

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    Talking Family Tree?

    I resemble that remark.

    True story mothers family --

    Twin boys marry twin second cousins.

    Each couple have kids (four in one case; three in the other).

    In one couple the mother dies. The father in the other dies.

    The remaining widow marries the remaining widower. (Now you have a single family of two sets of brother and sisters who are cousins to each other.)

    Then along come four more kids that are half-brothers and half-sisters to the each sets of brother and sisters who are cousins to each other.

    Don't try to draw that family tree!
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    Dave, your family tree is a Kudzu Vine!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    Dave, your family tree is a Kudzu Vine!
    I was thinking a mobius strip.
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    More like a rubix cube, completely baffling.

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    FWIIW -- You might want to consider add a third point for this neck of the woods.

    1. No guns are registered & most were bought/traded in private sales.

    2. There are no dental records.

    3. The DNA all matches.
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