A Perfect Pair

A Perfect Pair

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    A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.

    'I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,' he answered.

    'What did he say,' asked the nurse.

    The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance.

    The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there.'
    Just a couple for a smile or two......
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    "He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."

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    I know of a real instance in which something like the second story happened.

    A distant relative, in a sense: My mother's brother's wife's dad died. He wasn't known as a good person, though I can't say one way or the other as I didn't know him. His daughter was not too nice either, and not fond of her dad. (Sad all around.)

    As he was lowered, the heavens unleashed a clap of thunder and his daughter yelled--"even they don't want him."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    Just a couple for a smile or two......
    I liked the second one a lot

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