A Perfect Pair

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  1. April 6th, 2009 09:57 PM #1
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    A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.

    'I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,' he answered.

    'What did he say,' asked the nurse.

    'Oops!'
    The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance.

    The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there.'
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    "But if they don't exist, how can a man see them?"

    "You may think I'm pompous, but actually I'm pedantic... let me explain the difference."

    "Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything."
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    I know of a real instance in which something like the second story happened.

    A distant relative, in a sense: My mother's brother's wife's dad died. He wasn't known as a good person, though I can't say one way or the other as I didn't know him. His daughter was not too nice either, and not fond of her dad. (Sad all around.)

    As he was lowered, the heavens unleashed a clap of thunder and his daughter yelled--"even they don't want him."
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  4. April 6th, 2009 10:11 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    Just a couple for a smile or two......
    I liked the second one a lot
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