A Perfect Pair

A Perfect Pair

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    A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.

    'I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,' he answered.

    'What did he say,' asked the nurse.

    The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance.

    The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there.'
    Just a couple for a smile or two......
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    I know of a real instance in which something like the second story happened.

    A distant relative, in a sense: My mother's brother's wife's dad died. He wasn't known as a good person, though I can't say one way or the other as I didn't know him. His daughter was not too nice either, and not fond of her dad. (Sad all around.)

    As he was lowered, the heavens unleashed a clap of thunder and his daughter yelled--"even they don't want him."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    Just a couple for a smile or two......
    I liked the second one a lot

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