Woman brings her parrrot to the vet.
Woman: Can you check him (parrot's head is tilted to side)
Vet: I think he's dead.
Woman: Can you check him?
Vet: Brings in cat....
Cat: Slaps him around with his paws...shakes head no
Vet: Brings labrador retriever in...
Dog: Sniffs parrot...shakes head no.
Vet: Gives woman bill for $120 dollars
Woman: What is this for? You didn't even check him.
Vet: Ma'am he had a cat scan and lab tests.
ok best I can do...it's late here