April 6th, 2009 10:17 PM
Parrot at vet
Woman brings her parrrot to the vet.
Woman: Can you check him (parrot's head is tilted to side)
Vet: I think he's dead.
Woman: Can you check him?
Vet: Brings in cat....
Cat: Slaps him around with his paws...shakes head no
Vet: Brings labrador retriever in...
Dog: Sniffs parrot...shakes head no.
Vet: Gives woman bill for $120 dollars
Woman: What is this for? You didn't even check him.
Vet: Ma'am he had a cat scan and lab tests.
ok best I can do...it's late here
April 6th, 2009 10:26 PM
April 6th, 2009 10:44 PM
Lets just say the parrot gets it in the end :D
Originally Posted by mutumbo
April 6th, 2009 11:06 PM
cat scan and lab tests for $120. Sign me up!
"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution, which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." -1792, James Madison
There are always too many Democratic, Republican and never enough U.S. congressmen.
April 6th, 2009 11:22 PM
I read an article recently where a guy in California was quoted $6900 for an MRI and some other diagnostic imaging. He declined the services, bought a round trip business class ticket to his native India for $1100, stayed at a very nice hotel for a week for $500 and paid $190 for the same diagnostic imaging at the best imaging center in India, and on a state-of-the-art MRI machine. $1790 total. And he even got a nice vacation out of the deal. Total savings: $5110.00 There is something wrong with the way medical services are billed in our country.
Originally Posted by tbrenke
April 6th, 2009 11:28 PM
Once my mother broke her ankle and needed 6 pins
Originally Posted by Siafu
inserted. She spent a week in the hospital in Norway.
Want to know what 7 days plus the surgery cost?
$15 dollars Thats social health care
April 6th, 2009 11:34 PM
Give the cat a Polly-graph. He's lying.
Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
self defense (A.O.J.).
How does disarming
the number of victims?
Reason over Force: The Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos)
NRA, SAF, GOA, OFF, ACLDN.
April 6th, 2009 11:48 PM
You're a real cracker.
Originally Posted by ccw9mm
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
April 7th, 2009 04:01 PM
You guys laugh, but that's what national health care will be like.........
Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est.-Seneca
"If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. If I have a gun, what do I have to be paranoid about?" -Clint Smith
"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." -Jeff Cooper
April 7th, 2009 05:10 PM
I got it and thought it was funny.
But I am a bitter gun owner....
"Without fear there can be no Courage!"
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