im confused. :(
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Woman brings her parrrot to the vet.
Woman: Can you check him (parrot's head is tilted to side)
Vet: I think he's dead.
Woman: Can you check him?
Vet: Brings in cat....
Cat: Slaps him around with his paws...shakes head no
Vet: Brings labrador retriever in...
Dog: Sniffs parrot...shakes head no.
Vet: Gives woman bill for $120 dollars
Woman: What is this for? You didn't even check him.
Vet: Ma'am he had a cat scan and lab tests.
ok best I can do...it's late here
cat scan and lab tests for $120. Sign me up!
"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution, which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." -1792, James Madison
There are always too many Democratic, Republican and never enough U.S. congressmen.
Give the cat a Polly-graph. He's lying.
You guys laugh, but that's what national health care will be like.........
Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est.-Seneca
"If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. If I have a gun, what do I have to be paranoid about?" -Clint Smith
"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." -Jeff Cooper
I got it and thought it was funny.
But I am a bitter gun owner....
"Without fear there can be no Courage!"