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    Talking Piglets...

    Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of
    the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

    The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:

    "Nice pigs, Sir."

    The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic
    Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary
    Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

    The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
    "Excellent trade, sir.
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century

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    Definitely a good trade.
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    I'd say he came out ahead on the deal!!
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    LOL! Priceless!
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    Somebody is going to want their pigs back shortly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rottkeeper View Post
    Somebody is going to want their pigs back shortly.
    Which pair??
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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnyBunny View Post
    Which pair??
    The Razorbacks, nobody would want the others.
    For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27

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    I DO NOT think this if very funny...
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    This is not fair...to pigs.
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    I just spit coffee all over my desk!!!

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