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    This is truly funny

    Flatulence, knife lead to jail for Houston men in Waco motel
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    April 8, 2009, 3:41PM
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    Print Email Del.icio.usDiggTechnoratiYahoo! BuzzFacebookWACO Waco police say a fight over flatulence left one man stabbed and another facing an assault charge.
    A statement today says police were called to a motel where several men from the Houston area were sharing a room.

    Police say 35-year-old Juan Antonio Salano Castellano allegedly passed gas in the room Tuesday night.

    Police say one of the other men became upset, picked up a knife and threw it at Castellano, who was cut in the leg. The suspect is accused of then stabbing Catellano in the chest.

    Castellano was transported to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center, where police say he was treated for non-life threatening wounds.

    The alleged attacker was arrested and faces an aggravated assault charge.

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    Never bring a knife to a fart fight.

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    This is how I see this going down.....
    Jaun - Oh my tomick hurts vato. Riiiippppp. Ah man dis eez a bad one...
    Stabber - I tell you, stop that farting over there essay!
    Juan - RIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!!!!! he hehe
    Stabber - I telled you sumbeesh! I can stand no more of your stinky sheet!!!!!

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    NEVER eat bean burritos when sharing a room!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnieNWillis View Post
    This is how I see this going down.....
    Jaun - Oh my tomick hurts vato. Riiiippppp. Ah man dis eez a bad one...
    Stabber - I tell you, stop that farting over there essay!
    Juan - RIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!!!!! he hehe
    Stabber - I telled you sumbeesh! I can stand no more of your stinky sheet!!!!!
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    Flatulence, knife lead to jail for Houston men in Waco motel

    Could flatulence also be considered a "concealed deadly weapon?"

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    Now Ive heard of silent but deadly but jeez!
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    Sounds like both of them were prepared to 'cut the cheese'...one literally, the other figuratively.
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    [QUOTE=JoJoGunn;1100876]


    Could flatulence also be considered a "concealed deadly weapon?"

    I doubt it...but it might PASS for a bio-weapon.
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    And that is one reason I don't like going to Waco.
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    Aggravated assault because the guy farted - otherwise it would have been simple assault? I'm not a lawyer, but this is definitely funny!

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