A new gun, a "sign"

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    A new gun, a "sign"

    Ok, I have been talking about coming up with the money for a new gun for a week now, probably a Glock 19. Crying about it would probably what my wife would call it then this happened. Our two week old daughter spit up after eating about one ounce of formula. Tell me that does not look like a pistol!?! Not a Glock 19, probably a Ruger target pistol but I could use all the help I can get to convince myself to get a back up gun.

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    Not so. It is a sign of where the hidden treasure is buried. Get on Google Earth and find a lake or some natural formation that resembles the splotch there on your pants and then go digging for treasure.

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    You are really getting desparate. Hang in there, that new pistol is just around the corner.

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    I think this proves that if we want a gun bad enough, we will find any reason to justify it. I say go for it!
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    That spot looks like a fat duck to me. Got love those spit up induced Rorschact tests.

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    Isn't that a Phaser from Star Trek?
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    We all see what we want to. No matter what it looks like, go buy a new gun.
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    Looks like baby puke on a shirt to me.
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    Looks like a new gun to me, just got a call, unexpectedly came into $500. A Glock 19 just happens to cost $510 before tax. If it feels right in my hand it is as good as mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    Looks like baby puke on a shirt to me.
    I think SIXTO wins the prize on this one. It sure looks like exactly what it is. I normally avoid seeing such things....
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    Quote Originally Posted by chains1240 View Post
    Looks like a new gun to me, just got a call, unexpectedly came into $500. A Glock 19 just happens to cost $510 before tax. If it feels right in my hand it is as good as mine.
    Sales tax? I love living in Alaska...

    That image is more than enough sign for me to get a new gun, get it, enjoy it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    Looks like baby puke on a shirt to me.
    I could be wrong but It looks like baby puke on "sweat pants" to me.

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    Wet spot on your britches makes me tend to think far away from wanting a gun..more like wanting a sick sack.
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