One Of The Best Cop Comebacks Ever

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    One Of The Best Cop Comebacks Ever

    Heard on tonight's episode of Southland, on NBC.

    Suspect to cop: "Do you know who my father is?"

    Cop to suspect: "No, didn't your mother tell you?"


    When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

    Rudyard Kipling


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    HAHAHA!! Is the Show any good? I didn't get a chance to catch it.
    God Bless America!!

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    ROFL, that's classic!
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    I love it - can I add one?

    Woman: "I hear that you don't give tickets to pretty girls..."
    Cop: "That's absolutely right! Sign here."

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    Those were great.

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    That's great!
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    Pretty funny!

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    Southland was good, I hear it is already on the endangered list for cancellations. This even before it aired. I hope not so far I love the show!!!
    "Without fear there can be no Courage!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dal1Celt View Post
    Southland was good, I hear it is already on the endangered list for cancellations. This even before it aired. I hope not so far I love the show!!!
    How is that even possible. Sgt "Bull" Randleman would never let his show get cancelled.
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    And that has made all the difference.

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    Those are great!
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    I caught that on the show, very funny.
    Keep your powder dry

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