Yep, that'll do it.
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Actually, that's a good way to make it impossible for the police to prove you were driving drunk. If you get out of your car and then drink, there's not really any good way for them to prove you were drunk when you were driving.
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Oh man, I almost choked!!
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HaHa ! :)
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Oh my gosh, that's great!
Yep, I think he might be just over the limit!
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Here Comrade! Try this! Much better than real Vodka!!!
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Hilarious--puts the breathalyzer to his lips and then tips it back like it's a flask of Wodka. The cops about peed themselves laughing at it. Poor ol' dude just thought the cops were being friendly and offering him a nightcap!