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    How to instantly fail a drunk driving test.

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    Yep, that'll do it.
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    Actually, that's a good way to make it impossible for the police to prove you were driving drunk. If you get out of your car and then drink, there's not really any good way for them to prove you were drunk when you were driving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackeagle View Post
    Actually, that's a good way to make it impossible for the police to prove you were driving drunk. If you get out of your car and then drink, there's not really any good way for them to prove you were drunk when you were driving.
    If they do an on the spot BAC test and find you to be lets say .08, you would have to have consumed the alcohol some time prior for it to be in your system.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackeagle View Post
    Actually, that's a good way to make it impossible for the police to prove you were driving drunk. If you get out of your car and then drink, there's not really any good way for them to prove you were drunk when you were driving.
    That's a Russian breathalyzer he's sucking on, not a bottle. Notice the cord attached.
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    HaHa ! :)
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    Oh my gosh, that's great!

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    Yep, I think he might be just over the limit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackeagle View Post
    Actually, that's a good way to make it impossible for the police to prove you were driving drunk. If you get out of your car and then drink, there's not really any good way for them to prove you were drunk when you were driving.
    Yes!!

    Absolute GENIUS!!!!

    Around here, that'd be a sure way to get out of the MISDEMEANOR which is DUI...

    (but you'd be committing the FELONY of Tampering with Physical Evidence)


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    hahahahah. sweet.

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    Here Comrade! Try this! Much better than real Vodka!!!
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    Hilarious--puts the breathalyzer to his lips and then tips it back like it's a flask of Wodka. The cops about peed themselves laughing at it. Poor ol' dude just thought the cops were being friendly and offering him a nightcap!

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