Father of One of My Kids

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    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

    She says hello.

    He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.

    So he says, 'Do you know me?'

    To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says,


    "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"


    She looks into his eyes and says calmly...


    "No, I'm your son's teacher."

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    Oh dear... that is... wow... -LOL- does not cover it.
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    ROFL!!!

    Consider that swiped... LOL
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    "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

    What happens at the party is supossed to stay at the party. In the famous words of Schultz's "I SEE NOTHING, NOTHING!"

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    That's too funny.

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    I work with children in a couple of my church's programs. I'll never look at it the same way after this.
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