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    Wow, Sounds Like A Soap Opera Plot

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    Hard to tell who came out the worst there. lol

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    "If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." - Twelfth Night Act 3, scene 4, 118–128

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    That is a screwed up situation. Better not to have kids if that is what you will do to get them.

    Funny, though.

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    Are they still looking for donors? I can be reached via E-mail. Dirty job but somebody has to step up to the plate.

    Please dont tell them that I got clipped last year.

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    Just think. The Germans once considered themselves "The Master Race".

    Maybe the neighbor is "shooting blanks".
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    Ms Soupolos had to "endure" 72 attempts and she was sterile from the get go?
    Why do I have the feeling that she is smiling big time when the cameras are off?
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    Ms Soupolos had to "endure" 72 attempts and she was sterile from the get go?
    Why do I have the feeling that she is smiling big time when the cameras are off?
    No Mrs. soupolos was as fertile as ever but the next door neighbor was not fertile.After finding that out the Hired errr hand asked his wife where there kids came from if he was shooting blanks and she admitted the kids weren't his
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    Was this on Jerry Springer? :P

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    former beauty Queen ?

    I'd take 72 tries also ....

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    Too funny.

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    I made a joke about starting a surrogate father business back in 93 when I got out of the Army, I guess I should have taken it seriously and moved to Germany.

    I think the Jerry Springer episode would have been the beauty queen's brother filling in for his brother-in-law.

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