This is a discussion on Wildlife Officer within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I thought I would "lighten" the mood around here about wildlife officers. A couple of boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten ...
I thought I would "lighten" the mood around here about wildlife officers.
A couple of boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels.
After about a half mile, the boy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see yer fishin' license, little man!" the Warden gasped.
With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.
"Well, son," said the Game Warden, "you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"
"Yes, sir," replied the young man, "but my friend back there, well.... he don't have one."
"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!" Bart Simpson
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I thought the punch line was going to be:
"I just wanted to see you chase me that far!"
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