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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, ' Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball..'
Man: 'That's nice'
Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'
The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that.... That is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.'
They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door..
The boy says, 'Dark in here.' The priest says, 'Don't start that again; you're in my closet now.'
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Man -- I needed that!!! Thanks for sharing!!
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Heard that a few times before...still funny!!!
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Now, I am a Catholic. But, when taken as harmless humor, that is hilarious! Thanks for posting.
Oh deary. That made me laugh.
I know not what this "overkill" means.
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Makes me wonder about all those times my parents sent me to confession.
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Heard it before but It's priceless,still makes me smile
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