Top Ten Reasons Some Men Prefer A Gun Over A Woman

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    Top Ten Reasons Some Men Prefer A Gun Over A Woman

    All women on the forum PLEASE don't take any offense to this, it's all just for fun and a little laugh!

    #10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
    #9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
    #8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
    #7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
    #6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
    #5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
    #4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH. #3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
    #2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
    And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
    #1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
    "I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!" Bart Simpson

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    Oldies, but goodies!!
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    uh huh, y-eeeee-aaaaa-h :-P (but I'm still laughing :-) )

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    The Wife after reading your jokes --->
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    thanks, that was funny

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    # 11.... they are ready for "action" , whenever you are.

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    #12: When you get rid of a gun you no longer use, you get money for it.
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    #13: A little cosmoline and you can ignore a gun for years without a problem.
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    #14: If you are shooting a gun that is less than 18 years old, nobody will throw you in jail.
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    My wife is angry! Why cant they just lighten up lol!
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