New mixed drink

New mixed drink

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    New mixed drink

    My bar is serving a new mixed drink called,The Somali Pirate...
    three shots and a splash!
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    OMG, that's funny!!
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    Good one...
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    Sounds good. Can't wait to try one!
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    That should be the "official" drink of the Navy Seals!
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    Your bar is 24 years late.

    This joke dates to the hijacking of the cruise ship Achille Lauro by Palestinian terrorists in the Med in 1985.

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    Here are a few more mixed drinks <hic!>:

    Vodka & Orange Juice, Milk of Magnesia: Phillips Screwdriver

    Gin, Lemon Juice, Club Soda, Smear of Mascara, Pound of Wrinkle Remover: Joan Collins

    Jose Quervo, Triple Sec, Pound of Birdseed: Tequila Mockingbird

    Brandy, Scotch & Milk: Alexander Haig

    Vodka & Ketchup: Bloody Awful

    Kentucky Bourbon, Rum, Strawberries, Crushed Ice & Cold Duck: Hickory Daiquiri Duck

    Martini with Olive or Twist : Little Dickens

    Geritol & Tomato Juice: Tired Bloody Mary

    Bourbon, Sweet Vermouth, Heavy Water: Manhattan Project

    Jim Beam, 7-Up, Scotch: Beam Me Up, Scotty

    Ginger Ale, Grenadine, India Ink: Shirley Temple Black

    Near Beer, Swiss Miss Chocolate: Near Miss

    Hazelnut Liquor, Saltines & Sugar: Nutcracker Sweet

    Beer & Nitrous Oxide: Brouhaha

    Schnapps & Rice Wine: Peppermint Paddy

    and of course,

    Champagne & Gunpowder: .357 Magnum
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