OMG, that's funny!!
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My bar is serving a new mixed drink called,The Somali Pirate...
three shots and a splash!
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OMG, that's funny!!
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For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27
Sounds good. Can't wait to try one!
It takes a college degree to break'em;
and a high school education to fix'em!
That should be the "official" drink of the Navy Seals!
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
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"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."-Einstein
Your bar is 24 years late.
This joke dates to the hijacking of the cruise ship Achille Lauro by Palestinian terrorists in the Med in 1985.
The "joke" referred to the American citizen who was killed by the terrorists. The original punchline was extremely tasteless.
When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
And go to your God like a soldier.
Here are a few more mixed drinks <hic!>:
Vodka & Orange Juice, Milk of Magnesia: Phillips Screwdriver
Gin, Lemon Juice, Club Soda, Smear of Mascara, Pound of Wrinkle Remover: Joan Collins
Jose Quervo, Triple Sec, Pound of Birdseed: Tequila Mockingbird
Brandy, Scotch & Milk: Alexander Haig
Vodka & Ketchup: Bloody Awful
Kentucky Bourbon, Rum, Strawberries, Crushed Ice & Cold Duck: Hickory Daiquiri Duck
Martini with Olive or Twist : Little Dickens
Geritol & Tomato Juice: Tired Bloody Mary
Bourbon, Sweet Vermouth, Heavy Water: Manhattan Project
Jim Beam, 7-Up, Scotch: Beam Me Up, Scotty
Ginger Ale, Grenadine, India Ink: Shirley Temple Black
Near Beer, Swiss Miss Chocolate: Near Miss
Hazelnut Liquor, Saltines & Sugar: Nutcracker Sweet
Beer & Nitrous Oxide: Brouhaha
Schnapps & Rice Wine: Peppermint Paddy
and of course,
Champagne & Gunpowder: .357 Magnum
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin