Cincinnati Capped crime fighter with cuffs, taser, and OC spray

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    Cincinnati Capped crime fighter with cuffs, taser, and OC spray

    here is a fun one for you:

    Video - Breaking News Videos from CNN.com

    Shadow Hare - Real Life Superhero Cleans Up Cincinnati Crime

    here is his myspace: MySpace.com - Shadow Hare - 21 - Male - Cincinnati, Ohio - www.myspace.com/shadow_hare

    Shadow Hare - Real Life Superhero Cleans Up Cincinnati Crime

    shadow hare the superhero

    From the *** dept. - A man wearing a spandex super hero jumpsuit calling himself the “Shadow Hare” has declared his own personal war on crime in Cincinnati, Ohio.

    The 21 year old Shadow Hare, who won’t reveal his true identity, is patrolling the streets of the city and is armed with items like handcuffs, a taser and pepper spray which are legal for the general public to carry in the State for self defense purposes.

    Shadow Hare is no Superman, though, since his physique is somewhat less buff (ok, the dude is a skinny wimp) but that’s not stopping him from carrying out his superheroly duties. He really is tackling street level crime head on and even injured his shoulder trying to stop a man from beating up a woman. And when he’s not battling the bad guys, he hands out food to the homeless.

    Surprisingly enough, Shadow Hare is not the only spandex clad crackpot crime fighting maven on the mean streets of the U.S. He claims he’s part of a crime fighting syndicate called the “Allegiance of Heroes” which includes others like Aclyptico in Pennsylvania, Wall Creeper in Colorado and Master Legend in Florida. He’s even teamed up with Mr. Extreme in California to “track down a rapist.”

    Now don’t get me wrong - I know that a lot of people dream of being a superhero as a kid, wishing we had super human powers to be able to fight the bad guys or turn invisible and fly up to that hot girl’s window while she’s undressing, but m`ost of us grow out of that phase by the time we’re 13.

    Oh, and if you want to hook up with Shadow Hare the Cincinnati superhero online, here’s a link to his Myspace page. When I visited the page, there was a message saying that he was at work and would be fighting crime later. I guess superheros gotta eat too.
    Funny, his heart is in the right place, but he will probably get his a$$ kicked and then sued. If he really wants to fight crime, he should join the LEO's or even enlist.

    In the CNN video, he says he is carrying all the legal weapons for Ohio, boy do I have news for him!

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    Meanwhile, back in the Hall of Justice.... Couldn't help but think of that. good on him for wanting to stop the crime, but he should at least workout to bulk up and/or, like nutz4utwo said, join the LEO. This way he can get paid while fighting crime.
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    Someone's been reading too many comic books...

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    Okay,

    So I couldn't resist and so I looked up MY state's masked crusader,
    Master Legend.

    MySpace.com - master legend - 42 - Male - WINTER PARK, Florida - www.myspace.com/masterlegend

    The Legend of Master Legend : Rolling Stone

    YouTube - Who is Master Legend?

    (You HAVE to watch the YouTube vid-he died at birth...he came back)

    Either someone's having fun, or is a loon.
    Perhaps a little of both...
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    Quote Originally Posted by madmunky40 View Post
    like nutz4utwo said, join the LEO. This way he can get paid while fighting crime.
    We dont want him.

    and yes, this kid is going to get whacked.
    "Just blame Sixto"

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    Quote Originally Posted by miklcolt45 View Post
    Okay,

    So I couldn't resist and so I looked up MY state's masked crusader,
    Master Legend.

    MySpace.com - master legend - 42 - Male - WINTER PARK, Florida - www.myspace.com/masterlegend

    The Legend of Master Legend : Rolling Stone

    YouTube - Who is Master Legend?

    (You HAVE to watch the YouTube vid-he died at birth...he came back)

    Either someone's having fun, or is a loon.
    Perhaps a little of both...
    Oh, Florida.

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    Wow! There's a whole group of these guys. There has to be some kind of imbalance there.

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    Well I just had Me Lucky Charms. Time to suit up and go to work.

    The Leprechaun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ccman View Post
    Well I just had Me Lucky Charms. Time to suit up and go to work.

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    SIXTO I could be Your side kick.
    Pure Gold post of the day~!

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    Quote Originally Posted by miklcolt45 View Post
    Okay,

    So I couldn't resist and so I looked up MY state's masked crusader,
    Master Legend.

    MySpace.com - master legend - 42 - Male - WINTER PARK, Florida - www.myspace.com/masterlegend

    The Legend of Master Legend : Rolling Stone

    YouTube - Who is Master Legend?

    (You HAVE to watch the YouTube vid-he died at birth...he came back)

    Either someone's having fun, or is a loon.
    Perhaps a little of both...
    holy ****, thats great.

    he looks like some kind of KISS wannabe

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    SIXTO. I'm ready.
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    What caused the destruction in the trailer park? Did he fart?Who says drinking while your pregnant won't affect the baby?
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    Well, I guess I can't keep all these dangerous guns here now that crime is a thing of the past! If only there was some kind of, I don't know, maybe an internet forum or somethin' where I could give them away.........................

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