World's Biggest whoppers & Tall Tales

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    World's Biggest whoppers & Tall Tales

    While huntin', Granpa spied a large buck deer in a thicket on the opposite side of the creek, so he eased down the muddy creek bank to try to sneak a little closer for a better angle with his old double barrel. As his luck would have it though, he slipped, losing his balance and started to fall. Not wanting mud on his 12ga, he gave it a pitch toward the other side as he went down. Water just deep enough to go under, he came up fightin', trying to regain a foothold on the slippery rocks underneath. As he scrambled to get up, he heard the double barrel go off, as it had landed on the buttstock, killing two ducks that happened to be flying overhead. Still on hands and knees he clawed his way up the bank and out of the cold water, and to his surprise had a beaver in one hand and a snappin' turtle by the tail in the other. He hit the beaver in the head with the turtle, and threw both of them onto the creek bank. As he climbed onto the grassy bank exhausted, his bibbed overall pockets were pouring out water. He reached to check for his pocketwatch and pulled a bass out of one pocket, and a perch flipped out of the other. With all the splashin and beatin, the buck just up and ran off. Dumb luck! lol !!!

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    Wink Squirrel hunting

    The trees are sooo tall here, that when we go squirrel hunting, we have to put salt in with the buckshot to keep the meat from spoiling on the loooong fall from the top of the tree!

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