OMG lol go to WW to sign up!!!!

OMG lol go to WW to sign up!!!!

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    Talking OMG lol go to WW to sign up!!!!

    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the :

    United States Redneck Special Forces

    (USRSF)



    These Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about terrorists...

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt Sr.
    6. They talked junk about yo' mama
    The Pentagon expects the problems to be over by Friday.
    Applications are available at your local
    Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.


    I don't know how to post a picture but it's a picture of a southern good ole boy tottin a huge shotgun or some sort of weapon that has been blown up big time. Sorry I don't know how to show it to you.


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    I think this just about covers it....
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    priceless

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    That thar's what I'm talking about!

    That dog can hunt!
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    Sign me up! Do they offer any deals on taxidermy?
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    We're ready to sign up!!

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    Hahaha thanks for the picture. That's the one Brady. I figure if we sign up all of the southern rednecks then we can inlist the other 2A right advocates and we can pretty much rid the world of all violence :).

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    ROFL! Throw in all the WW Nachos I can eat, and it's a deal!

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    HAHA. sounds like a fun time. they provide the ammo right? or do we have to bring our own?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mutumbo View Post
    HAHA. sounds like a fun time. they provide the ammo right? or do we have to bring our own?
    Better yet do they supply the BEER!

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    I just got back from WW gun counter (yes, you can buy handguns in Walmart) and they knew nothing about it... I was devastated
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    Quote Originally Posted by sasomers View Post
    I just got back from WW gun counter (yes, you can buy handguns in Walmart) and they knew nothing about it... I was devastated

    That's because you are in Alaska, this is for the Redneck force, you'd have to join the Tundra Division. AutoZone is handling that one. Good luck.

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    Lol PNUT, you got it!

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    I'm on my way
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