Great Burglar Deterrent

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    Great Burglar Deterrent

    After several burglaries a shop owner came up with this

    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

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    That is just wrong...but funny
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    If I were the dog I'd be biting the owner for having me shaved like that!

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    Bikini Wax comes to mind
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    Bikini Wax comes to mind
    That's funny.
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    That dog is standing tall and looking good

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    Poor baby. Looks like she tried to go Brazilian and the razor slipped.

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    That's funny, poor dog.

    There is a dog that does look like a lion, they're called a Leonburger or something like that. Huge too, I saw one in Petsmart and got out of that isle quick....

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    he should get a Tibetan mastiff.
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    Now that would certainly make the average thief think twice!

    I love it, but the owner should watch out for the ASPCA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNUT View Post


    At what point in history were bears and dogs cross-bred??? lol

    Good Lord, that thing is huge!!
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    I can't stop laughing!

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    Good stuff, thankyou for the laugh. Take care.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNUT View Post
    Somebody help that lady who's about to be mauled by that Grizzly!!!
    "I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!" Bart Simpson

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