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    Most powerful liquid in the world

    There was a little boy sitting on the curb with a jar of liquid and as a preacher approached he said hi.The little boy said hi preacher,and the preacher said wahat you got in the bottle,the boy said this here the most powerful liquid in the worl this heres turpentine.The preacher said son, the most powerful liquid in the world is "HOLY WATER" you rub some on a pregnant womans tummy and she will pass a baby boy.The little boy looked at the preacher and said shucks preacher that ain't nothing you rub some of this on a cats butt and he will pass a motorcycle
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    That joke has been one of my favorites for 25 years. I love it.
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    LOL.....I heard Justin Wilson (the Cajun comic) do it with one difference. The preacher thought the little boy had moonshine in the jar, but the boy told him it was turpentine.

    Whatever version....still a good one.
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    That is a very old joke.

    I think the last time I heard that joke we were all still hunting mastodons with spears.

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    You had spears?we were still using rocks
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    That was a good one.

    I've never heard that joke before...it was new to me
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    Good one !!
    Never heard it before, now I got a new joke to tell.

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    yeah it was funny it was my first time hearing it also
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    That is a very old joke.

    I think the last time I heard that joke we were all still hunting mastodons with spears.
    You were hunting mastodons with spears but there were motorcycles available? I mean, you could have gone to McCaveman's and get a bronto burger or something
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    I think the point QK was trying to make is that he is old as dirt.

    Great joke! Thanks for sharing.

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    We QK's Birth Certificate is Carbon Dated
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Better watch out for the cat people. they don't like it when you turpentine a cats butt.It's an oldie but a good one..

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    we were still using rocks
    Did you carry your rocks in an ILC holster ?? (inside loincloth)
    Last edited by JCAz; May 4th, 2009 at 02:48 AM.

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