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March 4th, 2006 08:10 PM
The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely; picnic tables, barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, along with some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence.
At once, they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."
The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked." Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.
The tyrant dies and his rule is over, the martyr dies and his rule begins. ― The Journals of Kierkegaard
March 4th, 2006 08:31 PM
NICE, everyone out
March 4th, 2006 08:34 PM
Hehe - nice gator - come to daddy
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March 4th, 2006 08:48 PM
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March 5th, 2006 05:41 AM
Joke of the night at the Hotel !!!!
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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