Finish this gun story

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    Finish this gun story

    Finish my gun story...gosh I hate being off of
    work and bored

    A Tale of Two Pistols

    My girlfriend KIMBER and I, were out hiking were we
    reached a HI POINT and decided to go down into the
    valley. After the walk we got into her Ford TAURUS
    and drove away.

    We met up later that evening with her two cousins
    SMITH and WESSON who are very reliable and always
    working :) Where are you from Smith I asked again?
    MOSSBERG sweden? No he replied..It's a good shot from
    here. It get a kick out of living there though he replied :)


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    The reason I came here today, Wesson chimed in, is that I like to CZ sights. I'm Sig and tired of going to work day in and day out. When my boss wanted me to work overtime this week, I told him "NAA."

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    hahaha
    "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."-Einstein

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    Let's go for a drive in my new KAHR, I said. We can go see my friend's COLT. He has a farm in WINCHESTER. His name is HENRY and he used to make robots for BARRETT Technology Inc. When we arrived, HENRY was really sick. He was Hacking & Koughing all over the place. ''Hand me the water over by the WAL THER'', he said. I need to go feed the horses. You can STEYR or come with me. As we walked, he told us how he had been a PARA trooper in WWII.
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    The farm did him much good as he just finished TEC
    school with a guy named KEL..poor KEL was on some
    substance called LCP from a evil dude named RUGER.

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    After TEC school, KEL had asked him to go MARLIN fishing. He learned from a BUSHMASTER, AKa47 and his friend AR15 when he lived on the coast. They would fly back in there ARMALITE between semesters to catch OLYIMPIC size MARLINS. After he looked at the GLOCK it was 2.23, just in time to grab his MAGAZINE and get in his KAHR. KIMBER has waiting with her SNUBNOSE in AIRE, LITE ning was stricking around his BLAZER and left a 9MM hole.

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    Previously:

    A Tale of Two Pistols

    My girlfriend KIMBER and I, were out hiking were we
    reached a HI POINT and decided to go down into the
    valley. After the walk we got into her Ford TAURUS
    and drove away.

    We met up later that evening with her two cousins
    SMITH and WESSON who are very reliable and always
    working :) Where are you from Smith I asked again?
    MOSSBERG sweden? No he replied..It's a good shot from
    here. It get a kick out of living there though he replied :)


    Added:
    I didn't mention that my previous girlfriend was BIG BERTHA,
    and built like a BOBCAT, and she was hot-tempered as a SAVAGE.
    The only way to calm her down was feed her CIMARRON buns!
    Speaking of eating, she and I took my MUSTANG out to a new restaurant and BAR,
    and as soon as we walked in we noticed they were BROWNING something
    that looked liked PYTHONS.

    We left right away and went back to the car, though we ran into a shady looking guy,
    and I'm thinking about my girlfriend and how important it will be to DEFENDER.
    This guy had just lit a SIG and looked like a WARTHOG with a SAUER face.
    Lucky us though it turned out he played ENFIELD for the local baseball team,
    and that turned out just GARAND.

    To make up for the evening, I promised her I'd take her skeet shooting just as soon
    as the STURM passes and the WEATHERBY good for a few days.
    Turn the election's in 2014 to a "2A Revolution". It will serve as a 1994 refresher not to "infringe" on our Second Amendment. We know who they are now.........SEND 'EM HOME. Our success in this will be proportional to how hard we work to make it happen.

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