This is a discussion on Sunday Morning within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; It's a beautiful Sunday morning at a local church. People are getting settled down for the service when out of nowhere, Satan arrives and begins ...
May 7th, 2009 10:40 PM
It's a beautiful Sunday morning at a local church. People are getting settled down for the service when out of nowhere, Satan arrives and begins to walk down the center aisle.
He begins to shout, and throw flames. Pandemonium breaks out as people shriek in terror and scramble to escape the Ol' Dragon, not even the concealed carry guys can do a thing.
He finally makes it to the front of the church, turns around and sees the building empty. He is proud of his accomplishment for just a moment, and then he spies one lone man sitting quietly in a back pew.
The Devil walks down the aisle, and standing right next to the old man, looks down with a menacing face. The old man sits, unfazed. The Devil throws flame, and is completely ignored. Finally, the Devil shouts at the man, "Do you know who I am?"
The man just shrugs matter-of-factly and says, "yup." Intrigued, the Devil shouts, "You know me, and you're not afraid?" Again, the shrug and a "nope." Just at the boiling point, the Devil then asks, "Well......why not."
Looking up and staring the Devil in the face, he says,
"Well........I've been married to your sister for forty-two years.!"
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
May 7th, 2009 10:44 PM
good!!! been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
Red State State of Mind
May 7th, 2009 11:37 PM
I go the opposite way with my wife. I always ask if somebody left the freezer door open when she walks into the room. (Me=glutton for punishment)
"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!" Bart Simpson
May 8th, 2009 01:05 AM
lol -- very funny -- good laugh =P
"No freeman shall ever be debarred the use of arms."
May 8th, 2009 11:19 AM
If I was sitting there I would have pulled out my
weapon and fired a few rounds
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