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    A 75 year old woman robbed a bank of 5 grand in Pittsburgh today.
    She was wearing a STEELERS face mask to cover her face & was brandishing a black handgun.
    They caught her useless geriatric butt already.
    I don't have any sympathy for any person that sticks a handgun into the face of any innocent person.
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    Is this for real? America, what a country!
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    Watch and see if the Prosecutor has the panache to throw her in jail! Federal offense - probably some soft time on a plea?

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    Only 5K? must have needed to pay for her prescriptions for the month

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    gezz, it just keeps getting worse. What's next , school bus driver robbing a gas station with kids in the bus?

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    Can you imagine someone taking her out at the back she robbed?

    CHL permit holder takes out armed 75 year old grandma holding up bank! Holy, moly I wouldn't know what to think about that if I was in the bank at the time.


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    75? - can't quite label that ''career criminal'' LOL.

    But heck - only $5k - what was she thinking - in fact probably didn't think it out at all - silly ol' biddy! Even more silly to have a shooter - there goes the rest of her years!
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    Most banks don't have lots of cash laying around. It's a lot more fruitful to just borrow a bunch, and then not pay it back! LOL!

    A white-collar federal prosecutor I know once said "Why would anyone EVER rob a bank, when they can do the same thing with a fraudulent loan, and it's a lot harder to prosecute!"

    Sad, but he had to have SOME sense of humor!

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    Well it looks like the ole girl left with 6 grand, used an unloaded pistol and when asked why she did it, she said to help the homeless people that no one cares about and they are starving. She no more had even a traffic ticket to her name, they think she has some type of mental condition or has developed one.


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    75 years old......... Go figure, and they say old folks have no imagination.
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    There was an old man in West TX that robbed banks into his late years. Research rangers - care to try?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky
    gezz, it just keeps getting worse. What's next , school bus driver robbing a gas station with kids in the bus?
    You had to go and mention it! Now it's only a matter of time!
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    Talking Granny "Get Your Gun" Update

    Yep, looks kinda like "Her Lights Were On Upstairs" BUT, there was nobody home. ~
    If you get my meaning on that.
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