Lol. Good stuff.
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Instructions for new baby
Lol. Good stuff.
"Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot."
Ya got me laughing out loud...
Proverbs 27:12 says: “The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and suffer for it.”
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Checking baby's diaper
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Dang! I knew I was doin' it wrong!
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That last one reminds me of the time I tossed my kid up and forgot about the running ceiling fan.
I told him that he seemed to be a pretty sharp kid right up until that happened.
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uh...#2 depends on the kid!
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HotGuns, did your son develop a phobia about ceiling fans?
Man... This could explain alot of things about my kids
LOL funny post! If only kids really did come with instructions!
So...what exactly is wrong with the no picture for containing babies? Because I'm just not seeing it.
It takes a college degree to break'em;
and a high school education to fix'em!
Great cartoons. They did leave out the instructions for putting a cloth diaper on a baby- So, here they are-
Open the diaper on the table in a diamond shape. Fold 2nd base over home. Then, place the baby on the pitcher's mound, bring up home, 1st base, and 3rd base. Pin, and the diaper's done!
change the chess one to beer pong and you got a winner, HAHAHA
Found some more
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.