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    Lol. Good stuff.
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    Ya got me laughing out loud...
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    Checking baby's diaper
    "I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!" Bart Simpson

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    thanks for the laughs, good stuff !~

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    Dang! I knew I was doin' it wrong!

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    That last one reminds me of the time I tossed my kid up and forgot about the running ceiling fan.

    I told him that he seemed to be a pretty sharp kid right up until that happened.
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    uh...#2 depends on the kid!
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    HotGuns, did your son develop a phobia about ceiling fans?

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    Man... This could explain alot of things about my kids

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    LOL funny post! If only kids really did come with instructions!

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    So...what exactly is wrong with the no picture for containing babies? Because I'm just not seeing it.
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    Great cartoons. They did leave out the instructions for putting a cloth diaper on a baby- So, here they are-

    Open the diaper on the table in a diamond shape. Fold 2nd base over home. Then, place the baby on the pitcher's mound, bring up home, 1st base, and 3rd base. Pin, and the diaper's done!

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    change the chess one to beer pong and you got a winner, HAHAHA

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